Once upon a time in deepest darkest Africa there was a village. In this village to prove yourself a man you had to capture a Pink Elephant. But one young lad was more ambitious and decided to catch the rare and elusive White Elephant. Now White Elephants are very smart, but they have one major weakness, bread rolls.
So our hero took a bread roll and a sleeping tablet out through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, and into White Elephant Territory. He left the roll and returned home, through Pink Elephant territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, and slept the night out.
The following day he went back out through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, and when he got to White Elephant Territory he found the sleeping tablet sitting where the roll had been. The White Elephant was too smart for that one.
2007-04-19 15:14:15 · 24 answers · asked by Taliesin Pen Beirdd 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So our hero went back through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, and fetched another bread roll. This time he dug the centre out of the roll and hid the tablet inside. Then he went back out through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, and left the roll behind in White Elephant Territory. Then he returned home through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, and slept the night.
The next day our hero once again trekked through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, and left the roll behind in White Elephant Territory. Then he returned home through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one.
2007-04-19 15:17:48 · update #1
When our hero awoke he went out through Pink Elephant territory again, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, to find the White Elephant had eaten around the centre of the roll where the tablet had been like it was the core of an apple. The White Elephant was still too smart. So he went home through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, and when he got there he went to the village baker and got him to grind a sleeping tablet into dust and bake it into a roll.
The next morning the lad went back out through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, and left the roll in White Elephant Territory. Then he went home through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one.
When our hero returned through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't want a pink one he wanted a white one, the next day he found an ENORMOUS White Elephant sound asleep where he'd left the roll.
2007-04-19 15:22:25 · update #2
So he grabbed the White Elephant by the trunk, slinging it over his shoulder, and started dragging it home, through Pink Elephant Territory, but he didn't what a pink one he HAD a white one.
When he arrived back at his village, which was shapped like a huge bowl, he dragged the Gigantic White Elephant down into the centre of the village where everyone could get a look and just about then the sleeping tablet wore off. The Elephant woke up and looked around at all the stunned faces staring at him, and he got so embarrassed....
He turned pink.
2007-04-19 15:25:23 · update #3
Fellas! All those who didn't get it, don't post yet! I had to finish it, it ain't a short joke, that's why it's infamous!
2007-04-19 15:28:04 · update #4
that's three minutes of my life i'll never get back.
2007-04-19 15:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pink Elephant Joke
2016-11-04 05:19:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's weird! I thought I saw a yellow elephant last night! Then I realised that the beer I was drinking turned the usual pink one yellow as he needed a pee! hic!
2016-05-19 02:34:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That story was inspirational.
Don't give up, even though the destination turns out mediocre.
2007-04-19 15:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by Jacques 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The last part was kinda funny, but not really.
2007-04-19 15:26:21 · answer #5 · answered by aximili12hp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a location joke...you know you have to be there to get it?
2007-04-19 15:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, very funny
2007-04-19 15:18:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
okey dokey
2007-04-19 16:05:55 · answer #8 · answered by shizzle my fizzle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Somebody tell me i dont get it
2007-04-19 15:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by Almighty tallest red 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lame joke
2007-04-19 15:19:00 · answer #10 · answered by ladyluck356 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋