The FBI needed to recruit some top notch female agents.
After several tests and a gruelling selection process, it was
narrowed down to 3 women !
FBI agent: Ladies, this is the final test, we need to make sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances. I will give you each a gun, behind that
door is your husband sitting on a chair, you must go in and kill him !
1st candidate: Are you serious, I could never kill my husband!
FBI agent: Then you are not what we are looking for !
2nd candidate: Enters the room and comes back out with tears in her eyes. 'I tried, but I just couldn't kill my husband!'
FBI agent: Then you are not what we are looking for !
3rd candidate: Enters the room, you could hear gunfire, things smashing against the walls, furniture being broken and then after a few minutes, total silence !
She walks out, wipes the sweat from her forehead and says "Who's the idiot that put blanks in the gun, I had to finish him off with the chair !"
2007-04-13
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