My son came in from playing one time when he was about 11 and said "Mom, what's a brothel??" LOL I asked him where he heard it and he said on TV.......so I just very bluntly told him what it is and that seemed to satisfy his curiosity. Any funny stories??
2007-04-13 03:36:45 · 11 answers · asked by spelling nazi 5 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
"Mum, U said when I was a baby, I fell off the stairs? Did i die?"
2007-04-13 03:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by sholly 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
a guest arrived to my house for a week,and onday i was with my 8 month old baby and my 5 yr daughter.when this man came in and starts make funny expressions to my baby and calling him '' hello! , how are you?, are you bored?'' and my daughter sat listening while my baby was smiliing.and after sometime my daughter said to him,'' hey! maybe you don't know, but he can't talk'' well, the man was so embarrassed cos hehehe ofcos he knows my baby is only 8 months.smart huh?
2007-04-13 05:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by pye 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny answer
My daughter asked me if I wanted a Halliboo or something she saw in a cartoon.
What is that?, I asked
A haliboo, she said
I don't know what that is, I tell her.
You know, a haliboo, she says again
What does that mean!?
No, mommy it's not mean. Its really nice and you should get one.
So darn cute
2007-04-13 04:21:47 · answer #3 · answered by h8ucrazee 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Television commercial came on...for some drug for men..can't remember the name of the drug...but one of the side effects was decrease in semen. My 9 yr old son looked at me and asked "mom, what's semen?" I sat there with a blank look...and said...ask your dad. So he goes in the other room and says "Dad, what's semen?" and dad says "Two men in a boat, now go play!"
Man! I wish I WOULDA thought of that!
2007-04-13 06:28:24 · answer #4 · answered by snappy_111 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
my 10 year old came home one day after school and was very upset, when asked why she said, "everyone keeps calling me happy" i said, "what, why is that making you mad, what are they saying?" she said "they said that I am gay". at that point i thought about telling her what they were really trying to say, but i didnt. it was kinda funny, but i didnt let her see me laugh.
2007-04-13 03:46:11 · answer #5 · answered by buzyb 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My little nephew (at age 3) was a very outgoing and loud little boy. His mom would tell him "you make enough noise to wake the dead, boy!" He would reply "who's the dead boy?"
2007-04-13 05:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by Weezilmom 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There was a stripper on TV. He pointed at her: "Cold?"
He's 24 months.
2007-04-13 03:44:26 · answer #7 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
My four year old asked the waitress at Hooters, "What's your number?" He wanted to know how old she was. She thought it was hilarious and told him he was so cute that she just might give it to him!
2007-04-13 03:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by tmanpie 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i have a daughter that likes to refuse to eat. leaving the house hungry, she will ask total strangers in front of us, her parents, "will you feed me? my parents refuse to." she has even got us yelled at by teachers and other parents over her refusal to eat. All we can do is laugh, what else can we do about it?
2007-04-13 03:48:38 · answer #9 · answered by FarmerCec 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
my son asked why mom all ways calls to god so many times when we go to bed , i was so embarrassed
2007-04-13 03:47:00 · answer #10 · answered by jim m 7 · 0⤊ 5⤋