All categories - 8 April 2007

2007-04-08 05:43:19 · 4 answers · asked by New Mommy 1 in Law & Ethics

2007-04-08 05:43:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

2007-04-08 05:43:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

my stomach is upset, on account of the fact that my hat has been stolen by elks.

2007-04-08 05:42:53 · 12 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." The she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"

2007-04-08 05:42:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

After St. Pierre's loss last night, it leaves people guessing about his overall skill as a fighter. But theres a plus side to it: since George is no longer established in the UFC as a world champion, he may very well be forced to fight his way back up to the number one contendership spot with fighters like Diego Sanchez, Nick Diaz, Matt Hughes, Thiago Alves, and Josh Koschek.

Koscheck should definetly be in the number 1 contendership spot since hes won 7 out of 8 fights in the UFC all-together,, with his last five fights being victories. I think Thiago just recently got suspended from the UFC after testing positive for some sort of steroid use after his last fight at "Liddel vs Ortiz II". George St. Pierre may get a rematch for the championship, or he might take on Matt Hughes. But personally, I think the next fights should go as follows.

Matt Serra vs Josh Koscheck(Welterweight Championship)

Nick Diaz vs Matt Hughes

George St. Pierre vs Diego Sanchez

2007-04-08 05:42:21 · 8 answers · asked by Sir 3 in Martial Arts

2007-04-08 05:42:18 · 21 answers · asked by Lancaid 3 in Politics

2007-04-08 05:42:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

2007-04-08 05:42:09 · 19 answers · asked by BOOM, roasted. 7 in Polls & Surveys

Today is Easter, and I am going to my grandmother's party in an hour. A lot of my relatives are going to be there. And it sometimes at her house can boring after a will. She has a TV in her Bedroom. I was thinking of bringing my PS2 and playing it in her bedroom partly today. Do you think I should?

2007-04-08 05:41:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

Jimi Hendrix. who for u?

2007-04-08 05:41:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How many ring-pulls are required for a dialysis machine? I also need the amount of cans to imbibe each day and alcoholic strength ?

2007-04-08 05:41:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't think Serra can keep the belt for even one title defense.

2007-04-08 05:41:33 · 12 answers · asked by mad6176 2 in Martial Arts

Just wondering, because my two kittens (who are brothers) both have cute webbed paws! Thanks!

2007-04-08 05:41:20 · 7 answers · asked by Laura M 1 in Cats

My neighbor's dog has been barking non-stop since early this morning! This is not the first time the dog has done this. I think he/ she may possibly do this while they are gone. We live in an apartment building that is very acceptable to pets(which is great!). I know that this apartment has 2 cats. We were told that the lady below us has 2 cats, a middle school aged daughter, and wanted to know more about us from the landlord before we moved in. We were also told that we were in a very quiet section. No problem. Last summer they got a dog. It barks non-stop for hours until they get home. This is not the first time. Should I write them a note?

2007-04-08 05:41:13 · 13 answers · asked by Summer 2 in Dogs

WHat percentage? how likely is it to get one?

2007-04-08 05:41:11 · 4 answers · asked by redluke 1 in STDs

How many pills of loestrin24 have to be taken to be effective as a morning after pill and should they be taken all at once or in 2 groups 12 hours apart?

2007-04-08 05:41:01 · 5 answers · asked by Matt P 1 in Women's Health

u are trying to find your cell phone but then realize you have been talking on it the whole time.....

2007-04-08 05:40:42 · 32 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 05:40:39 · 5 answers · asked by KS 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

Must have missed NE Ohio.

2007-04-08 05:40:37 · 5 answers · asked by MaryBeth 7 in Easter

If you do, list some reasons why you think it's so bad

2007-04-08 05:40:36 · 18 answers · asked by Mandy 2 in Other - Auto Racing

I have a strong feeling those 3 might stay another year since the haven't put thier names in the draft yet, but then again they still have a few more weeks. Plus one more year of college will be good for them, not only on the court but off it as well. Who do you think will go #1 if those 3 don't enter into draft

2007-04-08 05:40:30 · 14 answers · asked by Cherry 2 in Basketball

what do they need you social security number for, before your are even hired? Identity yes, but your social security number should be sacred.

2007-04-08 05:40:29 · 4 answers · asked by susan m 1 in Careers & Employment

Happy Easter all of you!

2007-04-08 05:40:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just bought this 1974 Honda CB550. I have hardly any tools for it. What do need to get? I hear you need a specific wratchet set to work on these, I'm not shure if it was metric or what. If you know of a set that would be good let me know.

Thanks,

Ed

2007-04-08 05:39:47 · 7 answers · asked by Edward M 2 in Motorcycles

True or False: The graph of f(x) = 1 / x is concave downward for x less than 0 and concave upward for x greater than 0; therefore, there is a point of inflection at x = 0.

I said false because the graph is discontinuous at x = 0. Is my answer AND my reasoning correct?

Also, is what was stated about the concavity still true? I drew the graph and believe that their concavity statement is true. Am I correct?

2007-04-08 05:39:35 · 4 answers · asked by :-) 3 in Mathematics

2007-04-08 05:39:31 · 15 answers · asked by Reb1 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-04-08 05:38:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 05:38:48 · 5 answers · asked by ogie 1 in Laptops & Notebooks