A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar… FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender replies “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an org**m. You gotta make things right for her.” The guy says, “Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, “Wherez zat teeqeelah?”
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping,
2007-04-07 21:09:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
I graduated couple of years ago and I am still not sure which career path I want to go down....
I currently am doing an MBA and working in University Administration. Good pay and accumulating good experience but it's not where I want to spend my working life.
2007-04-07 21:09:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
39 minutes ago
TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran said on Sunday it would not discuss its "obvious right" to master the nuclear fuel cycle but was open to talks that could reassure the West that its atomic plans were not aimed at producing bombs.
Foreign Ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini also told a weekly news conference the Islamic Republic's military was "totally prepared to defend the country and Iran is totally prepared for any possible military strike."
Iran's action recently and in the past scream out at us We must topple Iran we must act NOW .
Iran has no rights to nuclear fuel and we must make it clear they must not have it and back that rightful demand up
I do not like the idea of war I never have - But if we don't stop them now while we have a chance that window will close and they will unleash nuclear weapons on anyone they choose without thought or regaurd to life
I am convinced that Iran has placed the world in a them or us situation.
I choose us
2007-04-07 21:09:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military
I'm in law enforcement, and while on patrol around midnight (right before easter) I ran across something very bizzare. There were several hispanics in a circle. Inside the circle, was another circle of candles...The strangest parts, was the 5 or 6 black chickens (I think they were chickens) that were clucking around everyone. The group of people were in a closed area, so I had to give them the boot. They were very reluctant to leave, stating that they wanted to finish praying. Does anyone have any clue on what the heck was going on? Were they going to sacrifice the black chickens? Was this a cult?
2007-04-07 21:08:18 · 5 answers · asked by nslsa66 2 in Religion & Spirituality
2007-04-07 21:07:40 · 6 answers · asked by layalzayed 1 in Languages
a baby ...have you woke up now...
2007-04-07 21:07:39 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics
everytime i open a Microsoft Word Document Norton Internet Security (2006) does a quick scan on it it says on the bottom left hand corner of word "scanning for viruses" HOW DO I DISABLE THIS? do i have to do change something on Norton or something on Word??? thanks
2007-04-07 21:07:37 · 2 answers · asked by elmarroafamado 2 in Software
All it realy seems to be is a model for social controls, pro business that absolutely destroys communities with huge sprawls of strip malls and structures like Wal mart, and other lucrative endeavors that keep people rich and others super poor, and doesnt seem to give a care in the world about the environment or the social aspects that make this country worth living in. If you realy are a Republican, can you honestly tell me why you choose that party, and how you think it realy does a lick of good in the long run?
2007-04-07 21:07:31 · 5 answers · asked by Tropicalboy 3 in Politics
what school do I go to??? Its in northern ca (bay area) and its private. HINT: It was a girls school - not anymore...
2007-04-07 21:06:21 · 10 answers · asked by no name 2 in Trivia
This is a serious question, not a "slam".
2007-04-07 21:05:42 · 21 answers · asked by artist_soul_auslaut 2 in Religion & Spirituality
Can anyone provide me with a lyrics analysis of the song "like a bridge over troubled waters" pls : ) ty
2007-04-07 21:05:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors
I hope I dont get thrown in jail for asking this question.
2007-04-07 21:05:07 · 9 answers · asked by Armchair Warrior 2 in Politics
My priorities are:
+ photo print quality
+ low running costs (long lasting inks?)
I'm not bothered by extra's like 'print straight from memory card' etc
2007-04-07 21:04:20 · 5 answers · asked by Koontz 2 in Printers
how to change base for this qn? solve it withought the use of calculators.
log5 4. log2 10/ log25 (square root 10)
ans: 2
2007-04-07 21:04:07 · 4 answers · asked by thq 1 in Mathematics
2007-04-07 21:04:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-04-07 21:04:00 · 2 answers · asked by zezo 2 in Mathematics
2007-04-07 21:03:57 · 7 answers · asked by roy m 1 in Software
Ok, I have to know. I feel like this really held me back socially for a lot of years now, and i am tired of it. I know a lot of you are saying, "What you are crazy, i would kill to have this problem". And i guess for a lot of people that is the case. But what you don't understand is that in this society, this day and age a man should be somewhat muscular, but i am like a god damn skeleton. And I eat a ton. Is there any medication out there that can increase my appetite even more. Should i really be worried about this problem or should i just find someone who accepts me for who i am? Because girls are the only reason i am interested in gainin weight so i can gain my self confidence back
2007-04-07 21:03:21 · 13 answers · asked by Chara Pointshot 4 in Singles & Dating
2007-04-07 21:02:34 · 4 answers · asked by LadyNitecat 2 in Other - Family & Relationships
2007-04-07 21:01:51 · 25 answers · asked by Bud#21 4 in Polls & Surveys
Ok so I've known this girl for few months. she says she is lazy to talk on the phone, what does that mean? she is real good at texting and does it quite frequently to me. she is usually the one initiating all the conversations. but wont talk to me on the phone, why is this? signs of disinterest or what? doesnt seem she is shy, or is it fact she doesnt know how to talk on the phone with a guy she may like? any help would be great. on a side note, she goes to school out of state so maybe she likes me but realizes we cant become anything because this distance. thanks.
2007-04-07 21:01:44 · 7 answers · asked by Wayne D 1 in Singles & Dating
2007-04-07 21:01:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
Specifics: boyfriend filed 2006 return using a tax preparer who I don't know (obviously, since I prepare taxes, I could hit him with a brick) and was notified after calling to find out where his check was that he wouldn't get one due to a mistake on the 2003 return, prepared by a reputable tax prep company before I met him. He received no letter, no call, etc., but has moved between then & now. Is it possible that the letter went to his ex-wife who concealed the notification from him, if mail was forwarded to her? And if so, since at that point they would have been MFJ, can she be held liable for any of this at this point, and how does he find out what happened? All the IRS would tell him over the 800 line is that there was a mistake. His previous (reputable) tax preparer knows nothing of this as well. We're stumped, and is there any way to subpoena or demand ex-wife's returns since the divorce? We do currently have an attorney on retainer.
2007-04-07 21:01:20 · 2 answers · asked by Laura V 2 in United States
My good friend Leo likes this girl named Corina. I'm okay friends with Corina, but Corina really really likes Leo. Normally, I wouldn't care what goes on with other people, but this really bugs me. I don't want them to be together. Leo can do so much better. Corina's wierd looking and she's kinda dumb. I told Leo exactly what I thought about it, and he didn't really say anything. I don't think he even considers what I think. I'm not the only one who thinks this, though. How can I sabotage this before it happens?
2007-04-07 21:01:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends
2007-04-07 21:00:32 · 4 answers · asked by raoph 2 in Investing
on average, our hair grows .5 inches a month, 6 inches a year...is there any way to increase this? my hair is about 2.5 inches above my shoulders...i want hair up to my elbows or at least fall halfway between my elbows and shoulders. how long would it take for it to grow that much? my hair is not damaged or colored or anything.
2007-04-07 21:00:06 · 7 answers · asked by ssairoo 1 in Hair
Ok guys I need your help. i am thinking about different names so I am going to list several girl names and I want ur opinion on the top ones u like and if U have any ideas of names I want them also...i dont want anything too popular but I want it to be cute hope u guys can help!!!
-Kennedy
- Mia
- Layla
- Sienna
- Addison
- Presley
- Reagan
- Rylee
- Ava
- Arianna
- Tiara
- Sianna
- Jada
- Jocelynn
- Aylah
- Raelynn
- jadynn
those are all the ones I have so far hope u can help and tell me which ones of mine u like and dont like THANKS!!!!
2007-04-07 20:59:18 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy
2007-04-07 20:59:10 · 28 answers · asked by Bud#21 4 in Other - Food & Drink
2007-04-07 20:59:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
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