I'm sorry, when I walk behind a woman at the supermarket who is wearing shorts that say "BABY" on the rear...and the booty is wide enough that it should say BABIES NOW IN COLLEGE... we have a fashion emergency.
Yes, Mrs. Robinson, I'm talking to you. Here's to you and all that, but if your belly has more jiggle than Jell-O in an earthquake...in the name of all that's holy, don't wear something that exposes your midriff.
Or your lower driff either, come to think of it. Just keep all that driff to a minimum.
I think certain clothing should be subject to a pull-over by specially trained fashion-literate people. They'd just have to produce ID to show they weren't too old for the garb in question.
Yes, my driff could use some work too...I just don't go displaying it to the masses.
2007-04-06
09:40:57
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