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2007-04-06 09:39:05 · 10 answers · asked by Zen禅Maiden :ジェダイ 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Will you stop trying to shove this spaghetti monster down our throats. And with no sauce even. Gees.

2007-04-06 09:44:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He needs to return. Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, etc. etc. are not returning so far. No I know....... start my own religion.

L. Ron Hubbard said once upon a time that the way to make money in america was to start a religion.... sort of like the Mormans.

But maybe the spaghetti monster can return in whatever form because of God. To some bowtie, to some fettucinni, marinara or clam sauce., love and taste A celebration of life love and taste.

Or dude on cross.

2007-04-06 16:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by jackson 7 · 0 0

It's Flying Spaghetti Monster...don't blaspheme.

2007-04-06 16:42:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You could at least get His name right.
It's The Flying Spaghetti Monster and he is always with us

RAmen

2007-04-06 16:42:56 · answer #4 · answered by rosbif 6 · 1 0

He never left. There have been many variations of him, but He has constantly been circulated amongst the people and I personally believe its a good thing. And yes, this is in the right place. It's an anti-religion religion, and thats still a religion.

2007-04-06 16:47:14 · answer #5 · answered by laislinns 3 · 0 0

He will rise from the boiling abyss on Sunday. I have been baptized the the sauce of the marinara.

2007-04-06 16:43:48 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 0 0

In my house, it is usually on the second night that I eat leftovers.

2007-04-06 16:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by Fred 7 · 0 0

When he has reincarnated as the POOP-MONSTER , hold yer nose and run fer the hills !!

oops!...The " FLYIN' POOP-MONSTER "..hold yer nose and..Oh CRAP !.. FERGIT IT !!!

2007-04-06 16:43:40 · answer #8 · answered by STORMY 5 · 0 0

Soon if I don't clean my fridge.

2007-04-06 16:45:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wrong category, but I think when you put away your knife and fork and plate.

2007-04-06 16:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by Suzy Suzee Sue 6 · 0 0

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