2007-04-06 09:40:22 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He cherry bombed all the toilets and tp'd the lake of fire.
2007-04-06 09:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
TO above answerer: Jesus was actually in hell...
After Jesus was raised up, the apostle Peter quoted what was written in the Bible about Jesus, saying: “His soul was not left in hell, neither his flesh did see corruption.” (Acts 2:31, King James Version; Psalm 16:10) Why? Because hell simply means the grave. Jesus was buried in the grave for 3 days.
The body of Jesus never had time to become corrupt in the grave, that is, to decay and smell bad.
And Satan wasnt there either since no place exists. So where is Satan?
Revelation 12:7-9, 12: “War broke out in heaven: Michael and his angels battled with the dragon, and the dragon and its angels battled but it did not prevail, neither was a place found for them any longer in heaven. So down the great dragon was hurled, the original serpent, the one called Devil and Satan, who is misleading the entire inhabited EARTH; he was hurled down to the earth, and his angels were hurled down with him. On this account be glad, you heavens and you who reside in them! Woe for the earth and for the sea, because the Devil has come down to you, having great anger, knowing he has a short period of time.”
2007-04-06 09:47:00 · answer #2 · answered by Tomoyo K 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-07 09:58:47 · answer #3 · answered by hempel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan did not kick him out.
If it was up to Satan, he would have tolerated alot to keep him there.
But, as it is, Satan had nothing to do with it.
Hell is the grave ....6 feet under.
There is no fire, no torment.
Hell is non-existence.
After parts of 3 days, God said:
"That's enough of that!" and re-made him.
2007-04-06 09:46:47 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He kicked dogs, did hell drugs, brought people back to life (same as killing people on earth) and all types of other ill ****
2007-04-06 09:46:06 · answer #5 · answered by Dyaln D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He drank all the beer but refused to turn water into beer. I can think of no greater sin.
2007-04-06 09:51:34 · answer #6 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He couldn't take the heat from all the innocent people his dad sent there.
2007-04-06 09:46:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He kept rearranging the furniture
The dude is very OCD
2007-04-06 09:45:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ate all the cookies
2007-04-06 09:46:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He defended, and associated with woman. He no like that...
2007-04-06 09:45:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋