On that faithful Sunday, the children were learning about Adam and Eve. However one girl called Christina didn't get much sleep the night before, so she was very tired. A little boy who fancied her was called Johnny, he sat right behind her. Anyway, the teacher said "Who created the Universe? Christina, what do you think?" Johnny pricked Christina with a needle and she blurted out "JESUS CHRIST!".
"Very good Christina." said the teacher.
15 minutes later the teacher said "Who was Jesus' father? Christina, you again."
Johnny pricked her again and she said "OH GOD!" "Very good again Christina".
It was the end of the lesson and the teacher decided to give a sweet to whoever got the answer right. She said "What did Eve say to Adam when they had their 23rd child?" Johnny hoped that this would get him into her good books. He pricked her again and she said "If you st*ck that thing in me one more time, i'll snap it in half!"
Christina was grounded for 4 months after that!
2007-03-27
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