On that faithful Sunday, the children were learning about Adam and Eve. However one girl called Christina didn't get much sleep the night before, so she was very tired. A little boy who fancied her was called Johnny, he sat right behind her. Anyway, the teacher said "Who created the Universe? Christina, what do you think?" Johnny pricked Christina with a needle and she blurted out "JESUS CHRIST!".
"Very good Christina." said the teacher.
15 minutes later the teacher said "Who was Jesus' father? Christina, you again."
Johnny pricked her again and she said "OH GOD!" "Very good again Christina".
It was the end of the lesson and the teacher decided to give a sweet to whoever got the answer right. She said "What did Eve say to Adam when they had their 23rd child?" Johnny hoped that this would get him into her good books. He pricked her again and she said "If you st*ck that thing in me one more time, i'll snap it in half!"
Christina was grounded for 4 months after that!
2007-03-27 22:35:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
donna i was born in 1951 but i feel like a 30 to 40 year old i am game do you know any
2007-03-28 03:40:49 · update #1
donna you are not that naive surely would email answer but cannot
2007-03-28 03:56:29 · update #2
awww u used my name again your sooooo sweet lol i love this joke i think you rock hunni keep em comming coz ur making me smile !
2007-03-27 23:43:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao haha that was a good one ive been lafin 4 the past 5mins..
2007-03-28 05:41:49 · answer #2 · answered by supercatwoman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-28 05:44:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, this joke never gets old, I love it! Star!
2007-03-28 06:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i would of never guessed. i don't understand ur question do i no any what?
2007-03-28 10:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it, smiling at you.
2007-03-28 05:42:51 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha :D read it before but still very funny!!!
2007-03-28 05:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by wat_more_can_i_say? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha, brilliant!
2007-03-28 06:25:39 · answer #8 · answered by curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋