There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke.
The three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.
About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up onto the shore and was declared the second place finisher.
Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."
2007-03-27 22:38:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thnks donna i try to be fair
2007-03-28 03:42:22 · update #1
mmm not ur best but i get it you love telling blonde jokes don't you but i guess u even it up with ur male jokes so ill let u off he! he!
2007-03-28 03:34:31 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic! I forgot about that one.
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a 44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
2007-03-28 05:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-28 05:41:16 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2007-03-28 05:41:24 · answer #4 · answered by M00ND0CT0R 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I didnt think it was funny, but my partner is peeing themself with laughter.
2007-03-28 05:42:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but a little "draggy" - Idon't know exactly why but it's just not that funny. sorry -k-
2007-03-28 05:43:10 · answer #6 · answered by kbama 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha he heeeeee 9/10
2007-03-28 06:50:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where's the punchline?
2007-03-28 05:41:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
that was good keep them coming
2007-03-28 07:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by awana 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha........ nice
2007-03-28 05:42:36 · answer #10 · answered by medi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋