A bloke walks into a bar with a crocodile.
Predictably, most of the patrons scarper and the barman complains. But the owner of the croc says, "No worries, mate, watch this."
Picking up a bottle, he smashes it over the croc's head. No reaction, other than a wag of the head. The bloke then gets his willy out and puts it in the croc's mouth, but again the croc just wags its head!
Then a fellow punter asks if he can try it.
"Help yourself, mate," says the owner.
The punter proceeds to smash a bottle over the croc's head and then put his willy in its mouth.
The croc just gives its usual response.
Word spreads and several blokes try it. Then a wizened old woman walks up for a go.
"Can I just make one request, though?" she asks the owner.
"Ask away, " he replies.
"Don't hit me so hard with the bottle."
2007-03-26
01:40:04
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Jay A
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