A bloke walks into a bar with a crocodile.
Predictably, most of the patrons scarper and the barman complains. But the owner of the croc says, "No worries, mate, watch this."
Picking up a bottle, he smashes it over the croc's head. No reaction, other than a wag of the head. The bloke then gets his willy out and puts it in the croc's mouth, but again the croc just wags its head!
Then a fellow punter asks if he can try it.
"Help yourself, mate," says the owner.
The punter proceeds to smash a bottle over the croc's head and then put his willy in its mouth.
The croc just gives its usual response.
Word spreads and several blokes try it. Then a wizened old woman walks up for a go.
"Can I just make one request, though?" she asks the owner.
"Ask away, " he replies.
"Don't hit me so hard with the bottle."
2007-03-26 01:40:04 · 8 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-26 02:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like indeed...in my days though, you didnt have to be smashed over the head first.
2007-03-26 12:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-26 09:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, very good.
2007-03-26 11:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-03-26 08:45:18 · answer #5 · answered by jordan t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh.!! nice one!
2007-03-26 08:45:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny ... ... ...
2007-03-26 12:17:49 · answer #7 · answered by melark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... thanks for a laugh.......
2007-03-26 10:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋