2007-03-26 01:41:30 · 14 answers · asked by dennis 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
She'd probably think it was something to eat ! ! !
2007-03-26 02:32:36 · answer #1 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you killed the queen you would probably get quite a stiff sentence. And they just might be inclined to beat you up in the cells .They would paint you as a horrible monster in the press even though some people might think you had done the country a service .The down side of all this would be that ,that stupid, ignorant ,t w a t, prince charles would become king and heaven help us his horse camilla would be queen . what a nightmare that would be .thank god again they wont reproduce. perhaps the russians got it right and the french tourist trade doesnt seem to suffer too much because they lack a greedy monarch
2007-03-26 09:54:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There are specific laws regarding assault on the Monarch, these were brought in during Queen Victoria's reign as She was getting a little naffed off at being attacked by cowardly men. One man hit Her with his umbrella. Queen Victoria was blazing : " A gentleman would have used a gun" She said! Not that you would get near our present beloved Queen but if you did and committed your cowardly deed, expect no mercy!
2007-03-26 16:01:51 · answer #3 · answered by Raymo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loads of men in black uniforms and big guns will decend on you and then you will be taken to the tower and locked up. There will be no trial and no appeals.
Then the Queen decides your fate, she can choose to have you hung from tower bridge for your treasonous act or simply have you flung into a pit of rabid, starving Corgi's.
2007-03-26 09:17:38 · answer #4 · answered by rainbowarrior73 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Royal Protection Squad would have blown most of your brain out by the time you hand was about to touch her neck.
You'd be dead, sunshine.
2007-03-27 13:02:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you came to Ireland after hitting her, you would be given a national hoiday, never pay tax again, state suppliment and a state funeral after you died of fatness 50 years on. Good luck!
2007-03-26 16:37:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Off with his head!" no, wait...... that was the Queen of Hearts, not Queen of England.
2007-03-26 23:11:45 · answer #7 · answered by kiwi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She'd kick the snot out of you.
Very short fuse, that Liz.
2007-03-26 08:46:20 · answer #8 · answered by Well, said Alberto 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
2000 perforations let the flavour flood out...
Browning 9mm
Heckler & Koch MP5
SA80 5.56mm
Your choice...
2007-03-26 09:00:05 · answer #9 · answered by Red P 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You would be dead before you heard her say ouch!
2007-03-26 17:50:50 · answer #10 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋