All categories - 26 March 2007

2007-03-26 02:21:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.
After one week, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs. The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.
Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk. "This is the worst test I have ever given."

The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have flunked the test.

What's your name?"

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said:

"You tell me..."

Star it of its chuckles u....

2007-03-26 02:21:34 · 5 answers · asked by icycloud 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Which is it folks. It can't be both. Perfect creation or messed up for apocalypse?

2007-03-26 02:21:34 · 10 answers · asked by U-98 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I have received a mail he said like that

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2007-03-26 02:21:34 · 2 answers · asked by ipung 1 in Gambling

2007-03-26 02:21:31 · 5 answers · asked by sioux chef. 1 in Fashion & Accessories

She's 11 yrs. old..

2007-03-26 02:21:25 · 8 answers · asked by flutter 1 in Grade-Schooler

ok i like this one guy but i dont think he knows but the problem is hes going to move next year half way around the world...plus anlther likes him and shes there all the times and sometimes i feel like he wants to get away from her
i cant tell if he likes me bc before i though he did before cause he would always be looking at me when i look
what should i do??? i want to tell him but i cant tell if he likes me??
help

2007-03-26 02:21:24 · 21 answers · asked by SOPHIE p 1 in Singles & Dating

We are planning of buying a vehicle. I'd like to know which is better in terms of operating cost.

2007-03-26 02:21:22 · 7 answers · asked by Discman16 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

guess i'll have to carry my contraceptives,:-(

2007-03-26 02:21:19 · 7 answers · asked by sweetie 5 in Polls & Surveys

In theory, if there were no matter at all right now for some reason(the atoms in the universe would total 0), would the laws of physics still apply, or does the lack of matter mean a lack of laws to govern that matter?

2007-03-26 02:21:16 · 3 answers · asked by Luis 6 in Physics

2007-03-26 02:21:13 · 11 answers · asked by kitten 3 in Polls & Surveys

with the lyrics, 'Let Go, Jump in, Ohh what you waitin for? The phrase 'twenty seconds' also shows up. Could anyone tell me the name of the song and the artist. Its kind of a rock ballad or something like that.

Thanks in advance

2007-03-26 02:21:12 · 9 answers · asked by Pauline N 3 in Music

I looked for it on the internet and got no results...Could you help...?;)

2007-03-26 02:21:07 · 6 answers · asked by altu 2 in Languages

Why does it seem like it is just a problem to everyone else besides me and my boyfriend, that we are in love. we are young we are still in high school but we love each other and we are planning to be together for a long time. People make such a big deal that we like each other so much, it's not like we are having sex cause we are not.I am tired of all these people trying to break us up and not liking that we are together. What should i do it is stressing me out? Like we were'nt meant to be. Why do people gotta act like that?

2007-03-26 02:21:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-03-26 02:21:01 · 7 answers · asked by Macten 1 in Law & Ethics

I heard somewhere that using a tanning bed (not frequently though) would offer me some relief from my eczema? Is this true?

2007-03-26 02:20:57 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

An object moves along the x-axis in a horizontal path in such a way that its poistion at time "t" is given by
An object moves along the x-axis in a horizontal path in such a way that its poistion at time "t" is given by s(t)=(1-t^3)/(1+t^4) for t >(or=to)0

a.) Find the velocity, v(t), &determine the time interval(s), accurate to 6 significant figures, during which the particle is moving to the right.

b.)Find the acceleration,a(t), and use it to find the maximum speed, accurate to 6 significant figures, of the particle & the time, accurate to 6 significant figures, at which the maximum speed is attained.

2007-03-26 02:20:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

predictions on most soccer matches around the world including international matches

2007-03-26 02:20:46 · 5 answers · asked by extellaw 1 in Other - Football

Does anyone know if the 1992 show California Dreams will ever be release on DVD or if so is it already released? The show is by the same producer of Saved By The Bell Peter Engel

2007-03-26 02:20:31 · 3 answers · asked by help2711 1 in Television

2007-03-26 02:20:10 · 22 answers · asked by ... 2 in Polls & Surveys

i know t- shirts are ok

2007-03-26 02:20:07 · 7 answers · asked by miss-teek 2 in Morocco

I have been trying to get preg for 16 mos but it's only been 9 days since I may have finally hit my target day. Breasts are sore and have nausa but this could just be pms.

2007-03-26 02:20:05 · 5 answers · asked by bulldogmom 2 in Trying to Conceive

2007-03-26 02:20:03 · 5 answers · asked by Clockwork 1 in Other - Destinations

2007-03-26 02:19:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-26 02:19:50 · 12 answers · asked by Alfie W 1 in Astronomy & Space

2007-03-26 02:19:48 · 3 answers · asked by crzyrenea 1 in Other - Home & Garden

2007-03-26 02:19:46 · 16 answers · asked by asif b 1 in Friends

i was on a research on pros and cons on Iraq war and my reason is that when the U.S. send troops in Iraq then America would be defenceless in other attack that we dont know, but my classmate said that America knows if there would be an attack. can you help me out if they know or not?

2007-03-26 02:19:43 · 4 answers · asked by Ton2 D 2 in Other - News & Events

She rarely wants to have sex. After our second child, we had sex 7 times over the next two years. I would love sex twice daily, but I'd settle for twice weekly.

I am 100% sure that she's not having an affair.

I've heard about differing libidos and how they change oer the years. I've heard that women in their 30s want it a lot more than they did in their 20s, but we are both in our mid 30s, and still no change.

Now, my wife has battled depression, so is on anti-depressants. She's also on synthroid, for a thyroid problem, and birth control (for several reasons -- not just birth control). From what I've read, they all can lead to decreased libido).

Yes, we've talked about it, and the makes her feel inadequate as a wife.

We've tried counseling too.

I love my wife sooooo much. Our marriage is great, except this area.

I try all the romance stuff too - flowers etc. I do all the laundry, cooking, shopping, most of the kids stuff too.

Any advice for a sexually frustrated guy?

2007-03-26 02:19:40 · 25 answers · asked by silly m 1 in Marriage & Divorce