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A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.
After one week, a test was held.The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs. The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.
Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk. "This is the worst test I have ever given."

The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have flunked the test.

What's your name?"

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said:

"You tell me..."

Star it of its chuckles u....

2007-03-26 02:21:34 · 5 answers · asked by icycloud 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

5 answers

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

2007-03-26 02:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Red neck 7 · 6 0

Eh, it's off topic here, but I do appreciate when someone lightens things up a bit, it can get to heavy around here some times, and God endowed us with a sense of humor too....

Vicsikix: ROFL!

2007-03-26 02:26:46 · answer #2 · answered by beatlefan 7 · 2 0

That's nice. Made me smile.

2007-03-26 02:25:39 · answer #3 · answered by shrek 5 · 0 0

Lol

2007-03-26 02:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 4 · 0 1

funny GODBLESS

2007-03-26 02:30:14 · answer #5 · answered by TCC Revolution 6 · 0 0

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