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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says "hello". He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back tothe only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??" She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher."

2007-03-26 20:42:17 · 14 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

my last period was jan 27 and today 26th march i got my periods is it normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pls answer

2007-03-26 20:42:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

Why do we lose so many tears?

2007-03-26 20:42:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm trying to set up a website with a .ie domain name but i dont want to pay(coz im a student) anything for it..plz help...

2007-03-26 20:42:12 · 4 answers · asked by jenaldo007 1 in Programming & Design

My cats nose is slightly warm and very dry. Is he sick? I can't tell if his paws are unusually warm or not, but he appears lethargic to me-he wants to cuddle with me more than usual-he is normally very independant.

Also when he sleeps with me if I move around he gets mad and goes to his own bed. but now I keep touching him and moving him around but he isn't going to his bed.

I really think he might be sick...

2007-03-26 20:42:12 · 5 answers · asked by WannabeTechnoGeek 1 in Cats

A Indian Credit Card Issuer recently offered New Card holders 100% of permissible CASH Credit limit only as a 1 month INTEREST FREE advance with the ONLY cost as Rs.150(DD Charges)+Service Taxes, which was conceded by the Applicant at the time when the offer was made available & acknowledgement for the same secured over the telefon.
Subsequently when the Statement arrived a fee of Rs.223.36 was charged, the Credit Card issuer claims that at the time when the DD was send they has hiked the fees to 199- + Service Taxes.No information or concurrence for the same was secured from the Customer by any mode by the issuer. Now the Card Issuer says they can do nothing about the same.This works out to nearly 44,7% which is higher than the normal Cash Credit Rate offered by the Card Issuer.Given the abovesaid circumstances,where should I content this issue? Legal Pro's ONLY please. Thanks! Contact .

2007-03-26 20:42:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

From a 3 year relationship, he dumped me 3 months ago, well basicly ran away giving me this explanation "I feel unhappy, I don't know why, but I know I don't feel the same way about you." and so I had no contact ever since. Then a week ago he has started to contact me about this continually repeating how unhappy he was but doesn't know why. First by phone, then by message, I have started to ignore it and now by email. What's his problem, how am I supposed to move on with his crap, I told him to go away that I accepted the break up, and everytime he contacts me its like he wants to mentally torture my self esteem.

2007-03-26 20:42:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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ok so this kid kept talkin **** about me and so one day i threw gum in his hair and so he got pissed and as i walked away he jumped on my back and punched me with his left arm like 3 times and i turned around and gave him a straight shot to the face and then we were seperated.. so who got the best punch?? who won??? yeah and by the way were both 16 so it wasnt some little kid fight.

2007-03-26 20:41:53 · 3 answers · asked by Dan G 2 in Boxing

if two stocks A and B have same face value , but A = 23 , and B = 230 .whats really it shows ? , stock B is 10 times bigger than stock A or the people who invested in B ,have gained 10 times more than those of stock A.
how this can effect the promoters ,
and how do people become millionairs , in a short while , when they float the stock.

2007-03-26 20:41:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

Last year around wrestlmania 22 time HBK and Taker were almost involved in the Main Events.

Last year Taker went after Kurt Angle and his Championship but feuded with Mark Henry Instead.
HBK after WM 22 was gonna go after the WWE championship but instead DX was formed.

Do you think that the Creative Teams were showing us a preview of this Years WM

2007-03-26 20:41:34 · 7 answers · asked by Version 2.0 4 in Wrestling

Hi, i am planning to take my mom to kanyakumari (only) from bangalore . Is train a better optionthan bus? Is it possible to leave on friday night and come back to bangalore by monday morning? (I do not want to go by package tour.)

2007-03-26 20:41:31 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Bangalore

2007-03-26 20:41:27 · 11 answers · asked by Tionk 2 in Entertaining

I see him in top 5. he can throw, run ,scrammble, and he is smart.

2007-03-26 20:41:15 · 10 answers · asked by hawaiianchin 1 in Football (American)

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how do i get a dental plan...and when i get it can i cancel it when i want too??

2007-03-26 20:41:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

Does the idea of killing for Jesus make them better warriors? Can you recruit more soldiers at Pat Robertson Liberty University versus Berkley University in San Francisco?
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DENVER -- An Air Force chaplain who protested that evangelical Christians were trying to ''subvert the system" by winning converts among cadets at the Air Force Academy was removed from administrative duties last week, just as the Pentagon began an in-depth study of alleged religious intolerance among cadets and commanders at the school.

Surveys of present and former cadets have shown that some students said they felt a heavy and sometimes offensive emphasis on evangelical Christianity, with praise for cadets who pronounce their ''born-again" status and insults aimed at Jews, Roman Catholics, and nonevangelical cadets.
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2005/05/14/critic_of_evangelicals_relieved_of_air_force_post/

2007-03-26 20:41:13 · 8 answers · asked by trovalta_stinks_2 3 in Politics

My aunt was diagnosed with bone cancer and they said she was in her third stage of cancer.

2007-03-26 20:40:54 · 4 answers · asked by MizzGibson 2 in Cancer

ok so I read that someone had the option under there BIOS to give the video card more Vram by using some of there ram... ya know like the sticks of ram that you buy in a computer store.. lol thats just for ppl who dont know what I'm talkin about, well anyways, I have 64mb of vram (video ram) and I am running vista.. yeah i know it's not a good idea.. but it works fine, other then bluescreening ALL THE DAMN TIME, and it also has a problem watchin videos.. in windows media player i can choose to watch em' at 50% zoom level.. but anything bigger then that.. it's just goes slow.. so the sounds is WAY ahead of the frames.. so if there really is a way to give ram to your vram could someone tell me.. or if there's a virtual video card program out there.. that would be nice to know.. thanks guys

2007-03-26 20:40:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

I was at work last night & the machine I was running jammed up, I had to pull on the plastic film very hard to get the jam away from the cutter knife, I was concentrating very hard on getting it done quickly to get the machine going again. I remember during all the pulling & yanking that at one point I know I hurt my finger but went on doing what I was doing & got it unjammed. Later I realized It really hurt although I could bend my finger at the knuckle. Tonight it is still really sore & swollen a little & red(it hurts under my fingernail but not my fingernail, and also right above the last knuckle next to my middle finger & now my knuckle if very stiff & sore when I try to bend it.

2007-03-26 20:40:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Injuries

2007-03-26 20:40:30 · 8 answers · asked by AJAPPA_KOMIBNUR_wordha 3 in Religion & Spirituality

before what they had and after europeans came

2007-03-26 20:40:11 · 2 answers · asked by mini 1 in History

if a couple is out in a tenet, to have sex or just jaking-off and fingering (masturbation) and why?

2007-03-26 20:40:10 · 2 answers · asked by Tom S 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I've had the transmission oil changed, and checked the linkage, but still have intermittent trouble selecting 1st and 2nd gear, mostly from a cold start. At what point do I know that a new gearbox is the answer? Obviously I want to know for sure what the problem is before spending out a large sum of money. Is there a common fault on these vans? Can anyone recommend a garage to make some checks, or a gearbox reconditioner, in the south of England? Thanks.

2007-03-26 20:40:09 · 2 answers · asked by john_l_k 1 in Volkswagen

2007-03-26 20:40:02 · 21 answers · asked by rekha c 3 in Religion & Spirituality

In the Euclidean universe 2d or 3d, π=3.1415...
But as issued from [ i² = -1 ] there is a universe for the Euler's identity : [ e^(i*π)+1=0 ] ...

An imaginary "squared" universe may possibly verify the circle's quadrature π=4 ..... (yes or no ?)

Then will it be any possible mathematical universe who could support π=1 ?

2007-03-26 20:40:00 · 2 answers · asked by Eric D 2 in Mathematics

2007-03-26 20:39:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

in the movie "See Spot Run", what is the breed of the Agent 11 aka "Spot"

2007-03-26 20:39:57 · 6 answers · asked by bibay_ann 2 in Movies

I got accepted here...now what is it all about? Anyone go there?

2007-03-26 20:39:31 · 1 answers · asked by her 2 in Higher Education (University +)

are they in heaven?

2007-03-26 20:39:16 · 5 answers · asked by reasons 3 in Polls & Surveys

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