All categories - 26 March 2007

2007-03-26 20:36:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - India

2007-03-26 20:36:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - India

third day the camel suddenly dropped dead.the nun n the priest surveyed their situation.the priest spoke. "Well, sister, this looks pretty grim." "I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
"I agree", says the Father, "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would u do something for me?"I have never seen a woman's br*asts n I was wondering if I might see urs.The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely br*asts. Father, could I ask something of you? "Yes, Sister?" "I have never seen a man's p*nis. Could I see yours?" the priest replied lifting his robe."Oh Father, may I touch it?" The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge er*ction.Sister, you know that if I insert my p*nis in the right place, it can give life."
Is that true father?Yes, it is, Sister.



"Oh Father that's wonderful, stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here."

2007-03-26 20:36:43 · 7 answers · asked by medi 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Give me your star if the answer is Jesus Christ the Lord.

I love all of you my brothers and sisters and thank you for your efforts on this site to reach others, and strengthen each others faith.

2007-03-26 20:36:41 · 11 answers · asked by Lover of God 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-26 20:36:41 · 7 answers · asked by SOJLO 3 in Celebrities

i know a couple who has 3 kids,aged 6,5,2.theyre favorite is the middle kid,and they maltreat the eldest so often,having him do all the choirs,look after the youngest,when their father got home from work,the eldest was only the one without something from him,in a simple fault,actually, they were not really faults,the parents just always try to imlpy its fault even though its not,they would spank him wantonly,hes the servant at his age,i tried to advice the couple for dozensof times,but they dont even care,it almost came to a point i would call the police for maltreating him,but i think thats very serious if i will.and the consequences concomitant to my action would just make things worse.to tell you the truth,this boy is just a child of only the mother,and shes with her live-in partner now.they join forces in maltreating him.i wanted to play sentinel for the poor boy,but distance wouldnt let me to be able to look after him,i wanted to inform the real father but i think he wuldnt care

2007-03-26 20:36:36 · 4 answers · asked by leux m 1 in Family

The cartoon demonstrations were ridiculous, that is well known. Mainly because it was a group of muslims, of which I am one, going to extremes over what a non muslim did. What my personal take on it, is that they had no right to because they are not muslim. had the cartoonist been a muslim, that would be a completely different story. Anyway, check out the link. It's muslims telling the ones who rioted off, basically.

http://www.answering-christianity.com/cartoons_of_prophet_muhammad.htm

Dear Muslim brothers and sisters,

I am not sure if my voice will be heard, but I decided to write this brief article because emotions are becoming a bit too ridiculous regarding the ridiculous cartoons against the Prophet of Islam, peace be upon him. Muslims need to understand the following:

1- The journalist or journalists responsible for the cartoons do not represent any government. They certainly do represent the news paper that they write for, but they do not represent the gover

2007-03-26 20:36:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-26 20:36:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-03-26 20:36:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - India

With the elections so far away, shouldn't she be concentrating more on the job she was elected to do? Makes it look like her critics were right from the get-go. She had her eye on the presidents spot and the "Senator of New York" thing was just a stepping stone. I think New Yorker's got DUPED!

2007-03-26 20:36:08 · 2 answers · asked by DixeVil 5 in Elections

2007-03-26 20:36:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is illegal immigration a serious issue to you? Would you support a politician who sought to seriously fight it?

2007-03-26 20:36:03 · 21 answers · asked by Pearl Jam 2 in Immigration

2007-03-26 20:36:00 · 4 answers · asked by rdex2856 1 in Law & Ethics

A man wound and restarted his clock but did know the correct time. He walked to the home of a friend, whose clock was set to the correct time, stayed a while, and then returned home in the same amount of time that he needed to walk to his friend's house. When he got home, he set his clock to the correct time. How did he do that?

2007-03-26 20:35:54 · 4 answers · asked by jenny l 1 in Mathematics

2007-03-26 20:35:54 · 10 answers · asked by carrie 4 in Celebrities

2007-03-26 20:35:44 · 2 answers · asked by catzilla 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-03-26 20:35:38 · 7 answers · asked by pink_sleeknsassy 1 in Philippines

2007-03-26 20:35:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Panaji

I noted that 246 drivers a day are being fined £60 and gained three points on their licence since the new rules became law,

Notable cases in the past month included:

Strathclyde Police Chief Superintendent Kenny Scott, 50, was caught by his own colleagues as he drove on the M74 while off duty.

Keith Pemberton, 29, was fined £60 for eating a cheese and pickle sandwich behind the wheel by police on the A49 in Warrington, Cheshire.

A Cleveland driving instructor was fined for using his phone while directing a learner driver.

While I never have used my phone while driving, (I'm a man, I can't multitask), do you think it's going a bit far to be fined for eating a cheese and pickle sandwich?

2007-03-26 20:35:25 · 6 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Im going to a costume party and i cant think of anything

2007-03-26 20:35:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

I don't want to order easy drinks I could just as well make at home. I always want to try complicated ones that are worth ordering out. I do like a long island, but am looking for something else to choose.

2007-03-26 20:35:04 · 5 answers · asked by Wendy 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Do you apologize for Ambassador April Glaspie, who told Saddam "we have no views on your Arab-Arab conflicts", just before he invaded Kuwait?

Do you apologize for killing 205,000 Iraqis in the Gulf War?

Do you apologize for forcing Iraq to give up its WMD, when Israel was allowed to keep them?

Do you apologize for the million Iraqis who were killed by sanctions that the U.S. refused to lift, even AFTER Iraq destroyed its WMD?

Do you apologize for Madeline Albright, who said "we think it's worth it" when asked if it was right that half a million Iraqi children should have been killed by sanctions?

Do you apologize for George W. Bush, who obstructed the work of the weapons inspectors and then kicked them out of Iraq in 2003, so he could start his "shock and awe" terrorism?

Do you apologize for the 655,000 Iraqis who have died from violence since Bush started his war?

No apology will ever bring back the victims. But perhaps, it will stop this kind of genocide from happening again.

2007-03-26 20:34:58 · 18 answers · asked by Longhaired Freaky Person 4 in Politics

Self

2007-03-26 20:34:54 · 7 answers · asked by Rizwan A 1 in Cricket

Is it limited addition?Is it available at Music Planet?

2007-03-26 20:34:50 · 5 answers · asked by Milan B 2 in Celebrities

2007-03-26 20:34:46 · 4 answers · asked by Ron Angelo M 1 in Words & Wordplay

2007-03-26 20:34:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Delhi and NCR

I started to use Lida slimming tablets today. I have been reading about it on internet. some says its good some says its really bad... i am only 3kg over my normal weight... what are the side effects? can i really lose weight? i have been trying working out and diet but it didnt work.. so as a last solution, i deciced to try my chance with natural slimming tablets..please answer this questions down below:
1 - Does it make you addict to it?
2- After you stop using it, do you put weight double?
3- Can i use it with birth control pills?
4- Tell me the side effects?

some of the writings on internet was a bit scary.. i dont wanna lose my health, when i try to look slim for summer... by the way i am not fat.. just need to lose 3 kg.. but i cant do it with gym or diet.. tried but didnt work... thanx for you help...

2007-03-26 20:34:27 · 3 answers · asked by :( 4 in Diet & Fitness

Does anyone else have a cat that does this?

She literally will NOT eat her food or drink her water unless there's something weird floating in it. Earlier this morning, she put a piece of styrofoam in her water. And she puts all kinds of weird stuff in her food.

2007-03-26 20:34:19 · 8 answers · asked by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 in Cats

Problem
1. A ladder 24 ft. long is leaning against a sloping embankment. the foot of the ladder is 11 ft. from the base of the embankment and the distance from the top of the ladder down the embankment to the ground is 16 ft. what is the angle at which the embankment is inclined to the horizontal?

2007-03-26 20:34:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-03-26 20:34:17 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate