third day the camel suddenly dropped dead.the nun n the priest surveyed their situation.the priest spoke. "Well, sister, this looks pretty grim." "I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
"I agree", says the Father, "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would u do something for me?"I have never seen a woman's br*asts n I was wondering if I might see urs.The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely br*asts. Father, could I ask something of you? "Yes, Sister?" "I have never seen a man's p*nis. Could I see yours?" the priest replied lifting his robe."Oh Father, may I touch it?" The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge er*ction.Sister, you know that if I insert my p*nis in the right place, it can give life."
Is that true father?Yes, it is, Sister.
"Oh Father that's wonderful, stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here."
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