A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says "hello". He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back tothe only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??" She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher."
2007-03-26 20:42:17 · 14 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooo er Missues, big hole and swallow up springs to mind!!!
Great! 10/10
2007-03-26 21:15:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-27 03:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-03-27 04:33:33 · answer #3 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! This is hilarious! Wait till the teacher tells his wife! HAHA.
2007-03-27 03:47:52 · answer #4 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever
2007-03-27 03:50:23 · answer #5 · answered by Beanbag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2007-03-27 03:45:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!!!
gives me tips on how to be a good teacher!
2007-03-27 03:56:48 · answer #7 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-27 05:13:59 · answer #8 · answered by the questioner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this one it is so funny.
2007-03-27 05:25:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee
2007-03-27 03:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋