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2007-03-26 23:15:56 · 5 answers · asked by pohlim0220 1 in Homework Help

Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside.
The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and asked them to stop. Then he said to them, "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now."
The bear (being greedy) went first. I would like for every bear in this forest to be female except for me."
A magical sound and it was done.
Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet."
This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet.
It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest to be female."
A magical sound and it was done.
The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle."
Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle.
The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to be female except for me."
A magical sound and it was done.
The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, said "I wish the bear was gay!" and took off like a bat out of hell!

2007-03-26 23:15:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A penguin breaks down in the desert and walks to the local town to get help, the tow truck driver retrieves his car and tells him to come back in an hour.
So being a penguin in the desert he's really hot so goes for an ice cream.
As he's only got flippers he gets in a right mess and ice cream goes every where.
He walks back to the car as the mechanic is just coming out from underneath, he looks at the penguin and says
" looks like you've blown a seal"
"no" replies the penguin "it's only ice cream"

2007-03-26 23:15:44 · 12 answers · asked by M1 5 in Jokes & Riddles

While answering please keep in mind that the advantage of THICK socks is, it cushions your feet well throughout the day, whereas the THIN socks is easy to pull on your feet.

2007-03-26 23:15:38 · 8 answers · asked by ce 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I am from Turkey but holding a student visa to stay in the UK and now I am in the UK.I wonder if I still need a visa to go on one week trip to Ireland

2007-03-26 23:15:35 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Ireland

If you do, for how long? And what brand? AND - how long did it took for you to learn how to put them into your eyes? Please answer all questions :)

2007-03-26 23:15:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 23:15:31 · 20 answers · asked by Me 5 in Biology

Just say God came over for dinner, what would you cook for him if he could eat it?

2007-03-26 23:15:27 · 5 answers · asked by Kenny K 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-26 23:15:26 · 19 answers · asked by luvsexhappiness 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Im from australia. I dont like them to dry.

2007-03-26 23:15:17 · 14 answers · asked by shoegalkb007 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Can someone provide me with issue numbers of the following spider-man comics?

1.The one where he gets rid of the alien costume

2. The one where he summons the full power of the enigma force

3. The one where he uses the Spidey Armor

2007-03-26 23:15:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-26 23:15:06 · 25 answers · asked by linda 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-26 23:14:45 · 2 answers · asked by moukoko b 1 in Dental

we r group of professionals interested in starting a company.
But we want some information ,how to get projects on software and Embedded systems form clients.
1)how to find the client,
2)how projects r outsourced...

2007-03-26 23:14:44 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

as in do u just think about now or u're thinking about your future...? ;)

2007-03-26 23:14:43 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 23:14:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

Can you pin point why you felt that way. Do you use name calling like racial slurs during sex, that would otherwise be taboo?!? Is this a secret relationship family or even friends don't know about, and who decided to keep it a secret & why.
Is it something you both know is temporary or do you think you will get marred one day and/or have kids. Do you secretly wish to go back to your "own" race but don't know how to tell her/him?

2007-03-26 23:14:29 · 10 answers · asked by NativeAtlantean 5 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-26 23:14:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

I have been trying to understand the oriental/chinese methods of relieving pain and ailments, but I am really stuck on the way the meridians run and work and the method to their numbering of the specific points. I am very serious and could use someone who is already knowledgeable in this to hopefully give me a better understanding to the method .

2007-03-26 23:14:26 · 3 answers · asked by Debbie G 1 in Alternative Medicine

2007-03-26 23:14:20 · 11 answers · asked by Jamaican Princess 2 in Pregnancy

I'm not implying that there is no afterlife, but to put more value on the next life? when you reach the next life will it not become 'this life' once again, won't you just end up living for tomorrow instead of embracing today?

2007-03-26 23:14:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

When is Season 2 coming out?
Is there even going to be a Season 2??

2007-03-26 23:14:11 · 1 answers · asked by hyperness! 4 in Television

I no longer find him funny on his TV show. I used to find him very funny on his radio show, but haven't had the chance to listen for some time.

2007-03-26 23:14:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-26 23:14:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am beginner English at my starting point of my career, I am about to establish a web site through which I can advertise myself. I wonder if you read the contents of the site and tell me about any mistake either in vocabulary, grammar, functions or any thing you see as inappropriate and their substitutions .


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Mr. Ahmed Ibrahim – who has successfully completed the American Language Course in the United States – is pleased to announce about his educational course in English subject to the students of the fist stage of the secondary school during the educational year, 2007 – 2008 – from mid August 2007 to May 2008.


Course Details

The course begins with a preparation phase through which students are supposed to revise the most important topics of grammar and language functions previously studied before going through the main curriculum.

The preparation phase begins with a simple evaluation test in basic grammar rules that students are supposed to be aware of.

Based on the test result, weak point of every individual student will be detected and consequently the needed information and topics only will be included for each group during this phase.

The curriculum (Hello 7) is taught through a scientific and interesting technique that aims to keep the students away from being bored or destabilized.

The course also aims to enriching students with the main principles of language they will need during their further studies, not just enables them to get the full mark by the end of the year.



Material

It has been prepared carefully to avoid all what is unnecessary to the students and pay a special attention to the elements and sides that relate to the final exam in order not to waste the students' time or effort.
It also contains the most important expected questions of the ministry model exam that no final exam is void of.
Each unit of the curriculum is briefed into the following 6 main points:
1- The new vocabulary of the unit followed by intensive exercise that consists of 25 – 30 multiple questions similar to those of the final exam.
2- Tow reading comprehension texts similar to those of the final exam but based on the same unit.
3- Two translation texts from English to Arabic and from Arabic to English similar to those of the final exam but based on the same unit.
4- Grammar explanation of the unit followed by intensive exercise that consists of 25 – 30 multiple questions and 15 rewrite questions.
5- Language functions topic of the unit.
After each unit is completed, a model exam based on the same unit is given to the students in order to evaluate their success or failure.



Periodic Revision

Is conducted for the purpose of memorizing the most important current studied topics with the following rate:
After each 2 units. Total periodic test: 8 tests
After each 4 units. Total periodic test: 4 tests.
After each 8 units. Total periodic test: 2 tests.
The total number of periodic tests during the year is 14 ones.



Final Revision

Is conducted after finishing the study of the curriculum and at least two months before the final exam. Students are supposed to practice and solve the previous exams and the ministry model exams and other evaluation tests that aim to remind the students with the main topics.
The total number of complete exams during the revision phase is 26 ones.



New

A cassette tape for each student contains the new vocabulary of the curriculum by units (800 words). It was made using the native tongue of the language.
It is designed for home training on listening skills that leads to facilitate
vocabulary memorizing.
To listen to a sample, click here



Enrolment

It is done through calling the number: 012 821 0582 (Egypt) 9 am to 11 pm.
Or through the e-mail safelife@yahoo.com by sending the phrase, (I would like to register in your course), including the student's name and phone number so that I can contact you and confirm your enrolment.

Paying for the course (70 pounds monthly including the materials) starts at the first session of the main curriculum, not the preparations phase (Free).

The priority of enrolment is based on the precedence of the phone calls, so we stop receiving any calls or e-mails after completion of the required numbers of students that don't exceed 10 students for each group.

Separate groups are for girls and other are for boys.



Other Services

Final revision groups
How good you are at English



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It is my pleasure to offer my help free to the students of all educational levels in solving the questions that they see as difficult in their homework of English language subject. Just send your question to my e-mail: safelife@yahoo.com, so I can reply to you with the model answer.





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2007-03-26 23:14:00 · 4 answers · asked by Ibrahim 1 in Teaching

2007-03-26 23:13:49 · 4 answers · asked by Azzy... 1 in Video & Online Games

i'm childish weird eccentric and acting like a baby...ppl say i'm not growing up properly...not like other normal children

this child is already 13...pls help

2007-03-26 23:13:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

Ok so when i met this guy and we were perfect for each other and we have hung out a few times since then. Everytime we hang out, it is just like we are meant to be and he doesn't want me to leave and do what i have to do but stick around. When i met him again he wasn't lying his phone was really broken and he did have a new one. I was thinking that maybe he was angry at me because even though i messaged him the day before and waited for him to messge me back.. maybe since i didn't call him he was annoyed. I'm fairly sure he does not have a g/f. I just don't get why it takes so long for him to reply ??!!! Normally i would wait but he is going on holidays soon so i want to make sure i spend as much time with him as possible. Hmm i'm thinking he may be annoyed with me the other day because he was waiting for me to message, or maybe he just wants some space?!

2007-03-26 23:13:18 · 3 answers · asked by totallyconfused2007 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-26 23:13:12 · 1 answers · asked by jan-na~♥~ and im luvin it 6 in Music

On valentines day,i gave a girl roses,chocolates n a card.I asked her whether i can b her boyfriend or not.She say she have to consider about it.Now,it's been a month n she still haven't answer me...yet.So,tell me folks,should I tell her again that I love her??If yes,how should I start??

2007-03-26 23:13:06 · 1 answers · asked by monsiuer_reaper 1 in Singles & Dating