Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside.
The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and asked them to stop. Then he said to them, "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now."
The bear (being greedy) went first. I would like for every bear in this forest to be female except for me."
A magical sound and it was done.
Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet."
This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet.
It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest to be female."
A magical sound and it was done.
The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle."
Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle.
The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to be female except for me."
A magical sound and it was done.
The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, said "I wish the bear was gay!" and took off like a bat out of hell!
2007-03-26 23:15:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
best one today
2007-03-27 00:15:45 · answer #1 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10
2007-03-27 06:19:22 · answer #2 · answered by TheHacker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Cute. 8/10.
2007-03-27 06:45:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhahahahahahahaa, that's good!. 8 out of 10.
2007-03-27 06:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by know nothing ~_~ " 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10!!!!!
2007-03-27 06:23:07 · answer #5 · answered by Rock Princess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10 cute but not great.
2007-03-27 06:24:55 · answer #6 · answered by DiG iT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wish the rabbit is gay!!
2007-03-27 06:32:24 · answer #7 · answered by Dreamweaver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG THATS A WICKED JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 100000000000000000000000000000000000.. haha its awesome xx
2007-03-27 06:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long to read.
the trick to make a joke work is 'keep it short!!!'
2007-03-27 06:21:18 · answer #9 · answered by qwerty u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one already.
2007-03-27 06:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by one hot momma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋