2007-03-26 23:14:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Would you want a hippo sh*tting on you from a height?
2007-03-26 23:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by M1 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
because a flying hippos landing on a tree would break the trees
and they dont make wing big enough to carry a hippo
they would block out the sun
and we would be walking in darkness most of the time when it was hippo season.
2007-03-27 15:42:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a hippo had wings it would take so much energy to fly that it would starve to death by the time it finished a flight.
2007-03-27 06:20:39 · answer #3 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why indeed.
They kill more people every year in Africa than any creature. And thats just swimming and running about. Imagine if they could fly.
They would take over Kenya, Africa and then the world.
2007-03-27 06:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Malcolm M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because man hasn't got round to genetically altering them in that way yet.
Give it time, it might happen, after all they have made mice grow human ears on their backs, so it must be possible.
Given eternity and infinity, anything that is possible will happen.
2007-03-27 11:29:29 · answer #5 · answered by FairyBlessed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's bad enough when birds sh1t hits your windscreen, can you imagine a hippo sh1t come down on you!!!
2007-03-27 06:18:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because there are too fat to fly and would cause untold chaos in the skies above...... Just imagine the mess
2007-03-27 06:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by LBUK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they would have to be huge! could you imagine a hippo dive bombing you? wouldnt fancy that much.. maybe they have them in their dreams??
2007-03-27 06:18:16 · answer #8 · answered by thebear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they wouldnt be able to shift their two ton weight off the ground. thats why they prefer water it makes getting around easier than walking.
2007-03-28 07:34:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they use magic powder to fly, they don't need wings for that
2007-03-27 06:38:19 · answer #10 · answered by eyal b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋