All categories - 18 March 2007

MAN : This is almost impossible.
SCIENTIST / MATHEMATICIAN : This is approximately impossible.

Please paste your originals, some more jokes of this kind.
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My sad poem :

It seemed this sad life will never end,
I tried to change my mind,
but i couldn't mend,
until i met a heart as kind,
as yours, who gave me a helping hand,
and seemed to full my life with pleasure,
removing from my eyes the sleeping sand,
you made me live with leisure.

You gave me the message eternal,
which i never forgot to date
whether it were happy or sad times
you were ready to be with me, my mate.

You said to me :
" Life will end and with it all the sadness
but hastily do anything not,
cuz with it also will end the life full of gladness
so always give it a second thought "

2007-03-18 02:38:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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i want to marry with an american and live in NYis it difficult,?

2007-03-18 02:38:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

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What methed of brain washing does the religious groups use. How do they get so many sheep to beleive.?

Are people just so lost they will believe anything.

2007-03-18 02:38:15 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

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How to remove egg from vehicle?

Yup, someone egged the vehicle while I slept. What do I use to removed the frozen to the paint gloopy mess?

2007-03-18 02:38:13 · 5 answers · asked by lilygateau 4 in Maintenance & Repairs

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would a Muslim woman ever marry or have a relationship with a non-Muslim? under what circumstances?

2007-03-18 02:38:10 · 13 answers · asked by lowroad 1 in Religion & Spirituality

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what's the most terrifing thing you've seen on the internet and please give me a link?

2007-03-18 02:38:07 · 6 answers · asked by steven g 2 in Internet

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how do i find out whos blocked me on msn?

i need to know if someones blocked me on msn!

2007-03-18 02:37:54 · 6 answers · asked by Charlotte J 4 in Internet

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Who Can Name All of the Scandals?

In the past couple of weeks we've had the attorney purge scandal, the Scooter Libby conviction, the Walter Reed debacle and the Kahlid Mohammed confession ruse. But we've also had WMD lies, government spying, signing statements, election fraud, Duke Cunningham, Bob Ney, Jack Abramhoff, Tom Delay, Mark Foley, Haliburton no-bid contract scandal, Haliburton leaving the country after looting billions scandal, the missing billions in Iraq reconstruction funds scandal, the Valiere plame scandal, the Cheney/CIA scandal . .

I know there are more but I'm struggling to remember them all. No other administration in our nation's history has lied to and looted from the public with such impunity. Their good buddies the Democrats are, at the least, tacitly complicit with the Bush crimes.

"Impeachment is off the table." -- Nancy Pelosi- D (immediately after the Democrats took control of congress and gained the power to check the criminal actions of Bush if they had really wanted to do so.)

2007-03-18 02:37:49 · 4 answers · asked by AZ123 4 in Other - Politics & Government

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How can we increase national savings????

2007-03-18 02:37:34 · 9 answers · asked by juvenile1402 1 in Economics

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Have you ever owned a house made of cheese?

2007-03-18 02:37:33 · 71 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Could someone show me where in the bible that it saz homosexualality is wrong, all the versus?

2007-03-18 02:37:32 · 20 answers · asked by American_Dago 3 in Religion & Spirituality

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Looking for regional manager of Combined Insurance-Wisconsin?

Does anyone have information regarding this ?

2007-03-18 02:37:26 · 2 answers · asked by James S 1 in Military

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I can't talk to this girl...Help please.?

Ok, there is this girl I really like & she is so beautiful and smart, she is hispanic and speaks spanish ten times better then she does english. Although she speaks english really well it's hard to understand her with her accent. I asked her out about a week ago & she smiled and said she want's to get to know me more first..Which is understandable since I hardly talk to her...The next day I got a note from her in the morning saying, sorry but I want to get to know you more before I go out with you.. All i'm asking is for tips on how to make her laugh or things to say because I find it hard to think of anything when i'm walking with her down the hall after school. Oh yea i'm 15 in the 9th grade & a lot of other girls like me for my looks so I know i'm not ugly..

2007-03-18 02:37:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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I need a quick recipe for a simple Hawaiian Pork Loin Roast?

2007-03-18 02:37:24 · 6 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Cooking & Recipes

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Comedy Movies?

Hello

I'm looking for some great comedy films.
My girlfriend is coming to stay with me for two weeks so I want those two weeks to be unforgettable.

I'm looking for some advice too.

Thank you

2007-03-18 02:37:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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where is the childrens hospital in tampa?

2007-03-18 02:37:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - US Local Businesses

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how many mp3 songs will fit on 256mb?

2007-03-18 02:37:10 · 7 answers · asked by spacefan71 1 in Music & Music Players

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Has any stayed at Hotel Isla Bonita in Playa Las Americas, Tenerife?

just about to book an all inclusive holiday in the hotel above, just wondering if any one has been there and what was it like?
its also our first time to tenerife and overall whats that like?

2007-03-18 02:36:59 · 4 answers · asked by Alan B 2 in Other - Spain

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