When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? " She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife
2007-03-17
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