When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? " She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife
2007-03-17 23:05:56 · 16 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh this made me laugh my heart out!! nice! thanks!
2007-03-17 23:09:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice....... Here's one I just found...
It was the kindergarten teachers' birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.
The first student, Shelley, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present.
She held it and said: "I guess that it is flowers".
"How did you guess ?", asked Shelley. She laughed and thanked him.
The second student, Sidney, whose parents own a candy store, also gave her a present.
She held it and said: "I guess that is some candy".
"How did you guess ?", asked Sidney. She again laughed and thanked him also.
The third student, Shane, whose parents own a bottle shop, gave Miss Meera a box which was leaking.
The teacher touched the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Mmmmmmm is it wine ?", she asked.
"No", said Shane.
So she tasted it again.
"Is it champagne then ?", she asked.
"Nooo, replied Shane, It's a puppy…"
2007-03-18 06:22:00 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'l have my arguements.
What do u have to prevent before happening with wives
"Stop from marrying her"
2007-03-18 07:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh! i've got to agree with u on all accounts! LOL!
2007-03-18 09:09:56 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute and hilarious! LOL!
2007-03-18 07:57:29 · answer #5 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohooooo perfect
great
lolssssssss
too much funny
excellent
post more
2007-03-18 06:37:50 · answer #6 · answered by luv2yas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are so funny and sadly true!
2007-03-18 06:14:09 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA
2007-03-18 06:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by gulfbreeze8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-18 06:09:57 · answer #9 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol
2007-03-18 06:09:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, thumbs up.
2007-03-18 06:10:18 · answer #11 · answered by courtsnort51 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋