A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at
the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a
corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over,
looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face
and says: "I went by your grandma's house
today and I saw her in the hallway buck
naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His
buddies are confused, because he is one bad
biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got
it on with your grandma and she is good, the best
I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad
but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and
says: "I'll tell you something else, boy, your
grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk
by the shoulders looks
him square in the eyes and says:
"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk!"
2007-03-16
02:41:38
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spongeronbrownpants
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