A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at
the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a
corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over,
looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face
and says: "I went by your grandma's house
today and I saw her in the hallway buck
naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His
buddies are confused, because he is one bad
biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got
it on with your grandma and she is good, the best
I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad
but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and
says: "I'll tell you something else, boy, your
grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk
by the shoulders looks
him square in the eyes and says:
"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk!"
2007-03-16 02:41:38 · 9 answers · asked by spongeronbrownpants 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-16 02:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha real cool and funny 10/10 the best part was about the grandpa lol
2007-03-16 02:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 9/10!
2007-03-16 03:04:24 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandpa was just having a lil fun! I liked it!
2007-03-16 03:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm. thats a good one. say it again. come one. tell the joke 1 more time. and this time...make me laugh. LoL
2007-03-16 02:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
heard it before but still made me laugh :)
2007-03-16 03:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh
2007-03-16 02:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by Steppenwolfer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA! lol, That's funny.
2007-03-16 03:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by Louee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O...M...G that's hilarious
2007-03-16 02:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋