All categories - 15 March 2007

like that car travel tax they wanted you (one if your posh) to pay for every where you go. they don't think of any ideas that wouldn't make the tax payer pay more

2007-03-15 01:18:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
..........you got male!!!

2007-03-15 01:18:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Does anyone know if that is available in any other media other than the DVD "Under The Desert Sky"?

2007-03-15 01:18:42 · 3 answers · asked by Paul H 2 in Music

I have a neighbor that is very obnioxous. The parents have no control over there son who is a teen. He smokes and plays basketball with his friends from mid-night till all hrs! He thinks he is gangster (whatever that is). He his rude, crude and vulger. People say that he is "special ed" and that he is retarted, but he does not act that way at all. He acts very inaproprate and his parents do nothing, they could care less. Since this family has moved into the neighborhood, it has been like living in the inner city. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

2007-03-15 01:18:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

Come on fess up. You do it to tortoure me don't you?

2007-03-15 01:18:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

OVer the past 5 months this man and I had a dispute. He told me that when he closes the door , he never opens it again....meaning he is not going to be friends with me any longer.
A week ago I was walking along the road when he stopped his car and gave me a ride to my destination , which was in the other directionfrom where he was going. he told me he was just giving me a ride that's all.
I called him on Monday to say "thank-you for the ride" and to inform him of my new cell #. He laughed so hard I couldn't believe it. He said that he has not called me in 6 months and I was calling to give him my new number .....what a joke. I was shocked by his behaviour and stayed calm. I politely told him that this was my number and that he could recognize me if I called as he does not answer calls if he does not recognize the number.
I thought the man was a jeek. He gave me a ride and spoke to me as if we were friends and then laughed at me on the phone.
We live inthe same building .

2007-03-15 01:18:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I need an impt document coming from a relative of mine. He is presently not in the country right now & I've been trying to get a hold of him abroad for the longest time for that said document. Thing is I just found out he has cancer. That he is presently having chemotherapy. I have no idea when he will come back home. Although I've spoken to his secretary and she told me he might be back tentatively by the end of this month. I do have a copy of the document I need from him and signed by him but this was dated back 2 yrs ago. Although I can make some corrections and change the date. I need this document to complete an application form. I need to submit this application form asap. My question is: Should I proceed to submit this document w/o him knowing despite the fact that I've been trying to get in touch with him to no avail & talk to his secretary to try and help me out again by answering the phone when they ask about me. Btw this secretary already helped me once with the same dilemma

2007-03-15 01:18:11 · 3 answers · asked by Sunflowers 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

The one where the guy is like "I'm gonna give you 10 seconds, to get your ugly, yellow, no good carcass off my property before i pump your guts full of lead...1...2....10!"

2007-03-15 01:18:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-15 01:18:01 · 11 answers · asked by itzme 2 in Other - Skin & Body

My Dad's name.

2007-03-15 01:18:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

Bright and happy I hope. Hope you all have a nice day !

2007-03-15 01:17:57 · 9 answers · asked by mouse 3 in Polls & Surveys

they have so much yound talent, but how long.....?

2007-03-15 01:17:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hockey

on american idol last night?

2007-03-15 01:17:46 · 7 answers · asked by GI 5 in Television

I personally think that if that person is special enough to you to marry then they should not be finding out through the grape vine. I would question every move he made because what else could he be hiding?

2007-03-15 01:17:41 · 22 answers · asked by wondering_lefty 3 in Weddings

I need to know how to connect my cellphone via my laptop either with bluetooth or infrared connection. I dont know where to start. I know how to start the connection with my cellphone, but I have no idea where to go on my laptop.

2007-03-15 01:17:30 · 2 answers · asked by Jamie 3 in Other - Computers

2007-03-15 01:17:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

In your opinion, is it:
1. Face
2. Legs
3. Butt
4. Eyes
5. Breasts
6. Smile
7. Other - Please specify

2007-03-15 01:17:26 · 17 answers · asked by Jay 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-03-15 01:17:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Games & Recreation

2007-03-15 01:17:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

EXAMPLE:10 DS
ANSWER: 10 DOWNING STREET

2007-03-15 01:17:04 · 4 answers · asked by GREGG R 1 in Mathematics

Great song by Tim McGraw and his children are singing with him. Lyrics relate to fly away. "123 like a bird I'm free" Can't find the CD. Thanks, D

2007-03-15 01:16:57 · 2 answers · asked by d_gfell 1 in Music

2007-03-15 01:16:51 · 2 answers · asked by don't ask me! 1 in Respiratory Diseases

2007-03-15 01:16:50 · 2 answers · asked by ckchokpd 1 in Reptiles

SUGGEST SOME IDEAS TO MAKE INDIAN TEAM WIN THE WORLD CUP AND GET A BETTER LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-15 01:16:42 · 18 answers · asked by Rishabh M 1 in Cricket

2007-03-15 01:16:41 · 5 answers · asked by greysfan 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-03-15 01:16:37 · 36 answers · asked by bongboy123 1 in Other - Pets

my boyfriend is the father of my child and i'm living with him, but my father who the only way i contacted him was email scince i was bornwants me to stay with him..............what should I do?

2007-03-15 01:16:34 · 15 answers · asked by jessica y 1 in Family

2007-03-15 01:16:29 · 27 answers · asked by Saya Faatima 6 in Books & Authors

(_!_) a regular booty

(__!__) a fat booty

(!) a tight booty

(_*_) a sore booty

{_!_} a swishy booty

(_o_) an booty that's been around

(_x_) kiss my booty(_X_) leave my booty alone

(_zzz_) a tired booty(_E=mc2_a smart booty

(_$_) Money coming out of his booty

(_?_) Dumb booty

2007-03-15 01:16:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I cancelled a standing order online i'm pretty sure at least 2 days before the standing order was due out of my account. When I cancelled the standing order there was no notice saying how long it took and was instantly taking off my standing order list so i persumed that it had been done straight away. However, after checking my account they have charged me £38 for an unpaid fee. Is there a way of checking when i cancelled the standing order or will i need to ring Natwest to find out?

2007-03-15 01:16:19 · 8 answers · asked by wardy_121 1 in Credit