All categories - 13 March 2007

The 75-year-old groom, with the young blonde wife, caused a lot of attention as he checked into the resort hotel. The following morning, the old boy came strutting into the dining room, lookin' great with a big smile on his face.

He proceeded to order an enormous breakfast. He laughed and joked and was in obvious good spirits, whereas his young wife, who came into the room a half hour later, looked worn out. She ordered coffee in a voice so weak the waiter had to ask her to repeat the order.

The old man finished his breakfast, excused himself and left for their room. This gave the waitress a chance to ask the bride, "Honey, I can't figure it out. The old geezer, your husband, looks like a million and you look like two cents. What's wrong?"

"That guy double-crossed me," the bride said. "He told me he'd saved up for fifty years. And all the time, I thought he was talking about money!"

2007-03-13 00:36:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm a dovorcee.I met dis guy when charting on my cellphone,we exchange numbers.I'm older than him with 2 children, but he is single, now we are in deep love, i don't know how 2 tell him cos he is planning how we are going to meet. And also introducing me to his family due 2 d luv he have 4 me, i don't want to break his heart.

2007-03-13 00:35:34 · 4 answers · asked by Abimbola O 1 in Friends

2007-03-13 00:35:29 · 7 answers · asked by BWgirl 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-03-13 00:35:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I'm 19 years old, turning 20 in December. I'm 5'8" and is EXTREMELY overweight (250 lbs). I have now decided to lose weight and am willing to really work hard for it. I'm cutting down my caloric intake to the prescribed level but I'm not really familiar with the excercise that I should do. I have a stationary bike but no treadmill. I know that running is the best way to lose weight but can biking be a good substitute? Also, how can I lose the inches? Thanks!

2007-03-13 00:35:02 · 35 answers · asked by Jonts 2 in Diet & Fitness

can chubby people have sex?

2007-03-13 00:35:00 · 4 answers · asked by bbxx 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-13 00:34:47 · 10 answers · asked by ◄Hercules► 6 in Polls & Surveys

his wants , big boy toys etc and doesn't consider what is good for the entire family. He still wants to be a kid himself. Can I possibly salvage this? Should I constantly be the one giving in because there is no changing this self centered man? Should I just move on?

2007-03-13 00:34:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

pls help me, pls explain me in details .

2007-03-13 00:34:38 · 10 answers · asked by cheeiu 1 in Women's Health

In Down at the Tube Station at Midnight Weller sings "I put in a coin and pulled out a plum behind me". Did London Underground have vending machines selling plums in the 70's and why would you operate one standing backwards?

2007-03-13 00:34:34 · 9 answers · asked by Andrew H 2 in Music

its seems that ipod have put a volume restrictor on my euro ipod, my mate has one from the states which is louder, is there anying I can do, I am responsible enough not to play at it loudest.

thanks

2007-03-13 00:34:21 · 6 answers · asked by BruceWayne 1 in Music & Music Players

2007-03-13 00:34:11 · 5 answers · asked by Roy Keen 2 in Singles & Dating

So I am for sure joining the Army...however I do not know if I want to join the reserves or go active...I have been thinking about this and talking about it for quite a while now and time is coming to the point where I really need to make a decision...any opinions would be nice or e-mails since I check that more often catrina_04_vatt@hotmail.com Thank you so much

2007-03-13 00:34:05 · 8 answers · asked by Catrina L 1 in Military

im not joking.. seriously, it goes BAAHHHH!!! all day!.. isnt that weird?

2007-03-13 00:34:00 · 14 answers · asked by reasons 3 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know how many dogs and cats there are in the UK , or does anyone know where I can get this info online ?
Thanks

2007-03-13 00:33:59 · 3 answers · asked by snail280 1 in Other - Pets

tried garnishing her wages but only to find she had quit her job and moved back home. She called us about 2 weeks ago saying they took her income tax refund. I was just wondering if anyone knew when we should be receiving the money ? Thanks for your help.

2007-03-13 00:33:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I don't see anything wrong with them? The race is all about deploying tricks and tactics,and rob and amber are just doing what they're good at - plotting. no one has ever said that one has to play the race fair and square? and since the other teams can incredibly fall for their tricks,why don't we just sit back and enjoy the drama that romber brings us? at least romber doesn't quarrel like what charla and mirna did!

2007-03-13 00:33:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mahmta gandhi, vaskodegama, or tipu sultan.

2007-03-13 00:33:53 · 16 answers · asked by BIKI 1 in History

i recently bought a wireles logitech mouse and keyboard and at first the mouse was fine. now when i dont move it for about ten seconds, for it to work I have to left click, otherwise it is frozen. help

2007-03-13 00:33:45 · 5 answers · asked by rn491964 3 in Add-ons

hii somebody told me that instead of snacking on stuff like crisps and chocolate i should try roasted seed are there good and healthy?

2007-03-13 00:33:39 · 6 answers · asked by sweetpea 2 in Diet & Fitness

2007-03-13 00:33:29 · 6 answers · asked by chibi_aya 1 in Comics & Animation

i live in worcestershire.

2007-03-13 00:33:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

who and what are they and why

2007-03-13 00:33:26 · 10 answers · asked by mario 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

There is this guy we will name him Fred who I am in love with. He is everything I want in a guy. He is smart, funny, a bad boy, and totally my type. I ahve liked him for five months. I have never spoken to him in my life. I dont know I am just afraid to talk to him. I really like him, know I should talk to him I have tried telling him he looks ho in sweat pants but I cant. What should I do about my crush.

2007-03-13 00:33:19 · 1 answers · asked by I love You 1 in Singles & Dating

I have deep freezer but Its not working as expected .Ice does get blocked but after two three days and it takes time to for water to get freezed. As per my knowledge I have tried increasing temperature up to 7 but no results as such. I have a doubt in this as there are + and - sign given and also numbers from 1-7 . How does it work? Pls help.

2007-03-13 00:33:15 · 3 answers · asked by APNim 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-03-13 00:33:13 · 37 answers · asked by rehan quadri 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I’m an Indian 23 male. Presently working as an office boy in Abu Dhabi, UAE. As everybody I too had a lot of expectation about my life. I was a very good boy in my school days. I could pass my SSLC (10’Th) exam in a first class mark. But by many a reason I couldn’t perform in my +2 (12’Th) class. After my +2 I had a 2 to 3year’s break in my education. During that period I went in 2 an institute where I could learn Photography & Photoshop. Though I went 2 learn Photography I seemed 2 have interested in Photoshop. This is my problem (irresolute mind) that I would like 2 discuss with U. But by that I could be an accomplished Photo designer with short cut keys (a good speed). I don’t know what I lacked 2 not continue in the field. Then for a while I joined in an institute 2 learn X-Ray welding. Though I finished the course I didn’t even asked for my certificate by the reason some one told me that I would not be able 2 get a related job in Gulf countries with out a minimum experience of 5 to 10 years. I didn’t even enquire whether it was true or not. This is my problem (irresolute mind) that I would like 2 discuss with U.
Within this time my mind longed too much 2 get higher education. Then after 3 years I went in 2 my +2 school 2 buy my Transfer certificate & related papers!! I started 2 study again for BA English Degree course. I wrote my 1’st year exam well & yet the result published. Soon I wrote the exam I saw the advertisement that my company (supplying office boys) published in a news paper. By my lack of looking before leap I fell in their sub contracting trap 2 a very small salary. Now I understand something that caused me 2 fail in my life ambitions. But yet I couldn’t get a clear picture. This is my problem (irresolute mind) that I would like 2 discuss with U.
But U can’t blame me for all this completely. Because for all this impatiently moving, I had a reason that due 2 the bad debits that my family has in various banks. We have 2 make huge money for the interest itself every year. So I wished 2 overcome all this problems all of a sudden by getting a job abroad. Any way now I learned a lesson that we can’t make money with out a good profession or well education. So now I wish 2 try once more in those fields. Now I have decided 2 leave my family in a crisis by selling our home instead of bearing those bad debits & interests (only for a small period-after I got a good job can’t I replant them 2 an own house from a rent house?) Here is I need Ur helps 2 lead me in 2 light.
What I need 2 study now? Should I continue my BA? 2 tell U frankly now I have interest in neither education nor Photography & Photoshop but in computers.
Before U answer me 2 the question that “can I become a software engineer or even a computer operator”? U may need 2 know my stand in computers. I came 2 know about computers during my Photographical studies. Then itself I had too much interest in short cut keys. If so now I have a good speed 2 do any kind of program even without mouse. I mean that even though I see a program that I haven’t seen in my life before soon I will be able 2 understand this is this & that. By this interest itself I could learn a lot of short cut keys as well as Commands. Now what I’m telling U that I am able 2 operate a system & all the common programs like MS office, excel, etc without a mouse. I clearly know that these things only are not a qualification 2 be a software engineer. Then what I’m asking U that “do U believe I’m able 2 be an s/ware eng? If so what should I do? Or do U see any other field suitable for me? Or should I continue the job that I’m in now & try 2 solve the bank debits with this small salary & help my parents 2 not desert in 2 a rent house? Hurry pls advise me, I don’t know any thing what I should do


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2007-03-13 00:33:05 · 2 answers · asked by ? 1 in Special Education