All categories - 11 March 2007

2007-03-11 01:03:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Sent to me from a friend.............lol......

My wild and sexy days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal;
Is now my water spout.

Time was when of it's own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I have a full time job;
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing;
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

As old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues;
To see it hang it's withered head,
And watch me tie my shoes.

2007-03-11 01:03:35 · 11 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.vbox7.com/play:501cf899
Amazing isn't it?

2007-03-11 01:03:32 · 1 answers · asked by Jerey 2 in Music

2007-03-11 01:03:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-03-11 01:03:03 · 42 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 01:03:01 · 4 answers · asked by just someone 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Actually we don't have any parellel checking system for post-paid/pre-paid mobile users as in this modern day!!

Whatever the mobile companies claim, we should shut out mouth and pay it off!

And being a pre-paid customer, before and all we used to see on our mobile display our outgoing timings and the successive billing amount immediately on screen.

But, now they find out a new way to postpone the displaying of amount in their convenient time, not immediately on the spot!

This is a kind of trick, i think to extract more amount from the mobile users, without giving any clue to them!!
SUPPOSE WE GO TO A HOTEL REGULARLY AND THE BILL FOR THE CURRENT DAY IS NOT REVEALED ON THE SPOT, BUT DISPLAYED LASTLY BY THE END OF THE MONTH. THEN, CAN WE BE IN A POSITION TO CHECK THE VALIDITY AND NOBILITY OF SUCH BILL?
Even though you and I write a note and keep in to our pocket, the judiciary would only support the computerised damn stuff only- is it not?
Understood...Pre-paid customers?

2007-03-11 01:02:52 · 2 answers · asked by yozenbalki 2 in Law & Ethics

any suggestions on what to do ....i have tried mucinex and have been drinkin water with it and it seems to have been doing nothing...ive also tried to gargle with salt water...nothing

All Help is appreciated
thanks!

2007-03-11 01:02:50 · 4 answers · asked by radiosgreatest 3 in Other - Health

my homepage is changing to www.freewebportal - cannot change on internet options, tried downloading adware/spyware stuff to kill it, but internet closes down automatically if I try to download any spyware. Suggestions?

2007-03-11 01:02:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

Mine is Gavin DeGraw, Jamie Cullum and Todd Rundgren and three pianos.

2007-03-11 01:02:43 · 8 answers · asked by CrankyYankee 6 in Music

I tried to keep up this morning with two police officers on motor bikes on the M25 they didn't have their blue lights or sirens on, but lets just say they were doing near enough 100mph.

Anybody else seen the police needing policing in this respect?

2007-03-11 01:02:37 · 23 answers · asked by Mad M 2 in Safety

lol is that why we buy it?

2007-03-11 01:02:29 · 37 answers · asked by Jack 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-03-11 01:02:27 · 5 answers · asked by MM 1 in Singles & Dating

Hey all i had a miscarraige in november i am now pregnant again, when i miscarried i had period like pains which people said was normal...this time i have not pain at all only now what do you think im so scared i will miscarry again !

2007-03-11 01:02:13 · 11 answers · asked by Amy M 1 in Pregnancy

I am looking for a new exotic pet and it is quite dificult to find one when almost everthing is illegal in California. I want a ferret however i know they are illigal. dose anyone have any ideas? I am looking for a small aniaml, and a mammal. if anyone could please help me it would be a great help and would mean alot.

2007-03-11 01:02:11 · 2 answers · asked by xanthonyxmassacrex 1 in Other - Pets

2007-03-11 01:02:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

i see four cars ,two caravans, and 9 dust bins,
(dustbin day tomorrow)what can you see??

2007-03-11 01:02:05 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-11 01:01:57 · 5 answers · asked by farida k 1 in Delhi and NCR

Hi just wondering if anyone knows how much contact lenses cost thanks

2007-03-11 01:01:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

I've a Border Collie pup and once he's a bit older I'd love to do flyball or agility but I'm in my 50s and not that fit though I do walk a lot so I just wondered if I had any chance. It looks such fun but if its a team or competative I don't suppose I'd be much good.

2007-03-11 01:01:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

i am gay. i have a friend who is also a gay and he is using Micropil for about 3 years already. He has breasts just like women's, and have a curved-body.

i wonder how it happened?
what are the true effects of using these pills?
is it safe to use?
is it true that when you take pills, you'll have breasts, curved-body and your muscles will be gone?

tell me the truth...

2007-03-11 01:01:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

if i was going to gun range and had the gun in the car but forgot about it and the cops ask if u had any weapons and u said no, but he finds it, could u go to jail!

2007-03-11 01:01:40 · 4 answers · asked by young p 1 in Safety

I went to market to replace a pair of male budgies (homosexual) with one male and one female budgie just after i put them in the cage the female budgie laid an egg on top of nesting box where other budgies used to sit!

2007-03-11 01:01:38 · 5 answers · asked by zartash 1 in Birds

I am a young hottie female and I wanted some good songs for ".dominating"
Thank you

2007-03-11 01:01:37 · 6 answers · asked by Shay 1 in Music

My son and his partner are first time buyers in the South East (UK) and have been offered a 5 year fixed rate mortgage borrowing £142K on a purchase price of £152K. The offer is with HSBC. Can anyone please advise if this is a good way to go as a first time buyer and is a high street bank a competitive source to borrow from? Also, pros and cons of a 5 Year Fixed Deal such as this? Thanks in advance!

2007-03-11 01:01:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

2007-03-11 01:01:29 · 4 answers · asked by Big wullie 4 in Printers

It seems we can change our behaviour with our willpower.
From where does our will power emanate in our brain?
Does it also have specific neurons?
Neuron's dendritic length, can it be altered?

2007-03-11 01:01:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-03-11 01:01:16 · 5 answers · asked by bexy3211 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-11 01:01:15 · 16 answers · asked by Ayman 3 in Philosophy

2007-03-11 01:01:08 · 11 answers · asked by Muayad Q 1 in Valentine's Day