Sent to me from a friend.............lol......
My wild and sexy days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal;
Is now my water spout.
Time was when of it's own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I have a full time job;
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing;
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
As old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues;
To see it hang it's withered head,
And watch me tie my shoes.
2007-03-11 01:03:35 · 11 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And you promised not to tell my secret to anyone!!!! Maybe I should be hanging my HEAD in embarrassment?
2007-03-12 15:15:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was worth a very hearty chuckle...thanks for the laugh...at 40 years old, I'm starting to appreciate it.
2007-03-11 09:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sad but True. Chuckle.
2007-03-11 09:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by 63vette 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Read it before. Here, on Y! Answers.
2007-03-11 09:09:44 · answer #4 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, getting older sucks. But it is better than dying
2007-03-11 09:05:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, it's worth a a huge laugh!
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
P.S HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU GET SOOO MANY BEST ANSWERS!!!!!!!! YOU GOT ABOUT 845 OF THEM!!!!!! TELL MEEEEE!!!!! I NEED TO KNOW YOUR SECRET!!!!! please tell me, please.
2007-03-12 12:35:16 · answer #6 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great.saved to my favorites, will send to friends,thanks,hahahahahahaha..........star
2007-03-11 09:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 11:10:34 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-11 09:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
:o hehehehe. thats naughty! but i laughed.. thanx.. ;)
2007-03-11 09:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by flee1906 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋