2007-03-11 01:01:16 · 5 answers · asked by bexy3211 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here is one I just made up:
There was a young boy named Joe,
To the toilet he had to go,
He didn't quite make it,
an thought he could fake it,
But now Joe walks real slow.
2007-03-11 01:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joe a young boy of 3
fell down and hurt his knee
his knee was gushing
his mother came rushing
and that was end of Joe Dee
2007-03-11 01:05:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I answered a question for Joe.
I was surprised that he didn`t know
Well Joseph your taking the Mick
for I know that your really not thick
2007-03-11 01:45:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horny young lad name of Joe
Went looking one night for a pro
But when he said Honey
I ain't got no money
She said Joe you can't come, you can go
2007-03-11 01:15:32 · answer #4 · answered by fatles 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
> JOE BUMPS A FOREIGNER...
> joe: Sory!
> Foreigner: Sory 2!
> joe:(thinkin..) Sory 3!
> Foreigner: Wat are u sory 4?
> joe: Sory 5!
> Foreigner: sory but u are sick!
> joe : Sory 7! (thinking that SICK means SIX)
Doesn't really rhyme, but it's funny, though!!
2007-03-11 01:25:44 · answer #5 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋