1945. Adolf hitler & Herman Goering are driving in an area recently bombed when their Staff Car ran over a pig.
Adolf says: " Go to the nearest town. Inform them of the death of the pig. Also,try & bring back some lunch. But my
presence here must remain a secret."
Herman walks down the road & Adolf waits...& he waits...
Hours later, Herman is seen struggling back to the Staff Car. His pockets are stuffed with bottles of wine & beer. He
has sausage links wound around his neck & shoulders. His
arms are weighed down with hams,cheeses & loaves of bread.
Adolf says:" Well,you were gone for a long time! ! I see you
were very lucky to find generous people to supply our lunch,
but I did insist that you keep my location secret !"
Herman:" But I did,Mein Fuhrer ! I just walked into the tavern, I said: "HEIL HITLER ! THE PIG IS DEAD ! " ---People started cheering & dancing ;they brought me food & drink,&
they wouldn't let me leave !!!... - a star ?
2007-03-11
04:29:35
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