1945. Adolf hitler & Herman Goering are driving in an area recently bombed when their Staff Car ran over a pig.
Adolf says: " Go to the nearest town. Inform them of the death of the pig. Also,try & bring back some lunch. But my
presence here must remain a secret."
Herman walks down the road & Adolf waits...& he waits...
Hours later, Herman is seen struggling back to the Staff Car. His pockets are stuffed with bottles of wine & beer. He
has sausage links wound around his neck & shoulders. His
arms are weighed down with hams,cheeses & loaves of bread.
Adolf says:" Well,you were gone for a long time! ! I see you
were very lucky to find generous people to supply our lunch,
but I did insist that you keep my location secret !"
Herman:" But I did,Mein Fuhrer ! I just walked into the tavern, I said: "HEIL HITLER ! THE PIG IS DEAD ! " ---People started cheering & dancing ;they brought me food & drink,&
they wouldn't let me leave !!!... - a star ?
2007-03-11 04:29:35 · 13 answers · asked by jcha 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL,good one.
2007-03-16 00:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked this. For those of you who don't understand, this is making fun of Hitler...so before you bring up "how terrible!!!!" just think for a minute.
I think it's a great joke. Most jokes have no meaning (e.g. Laffy Taffy jokes). This one brings in an issue that society is not comfortable with, but it does so pretty well. Nobody ends up dying or getting hurt, and you get the point across.
2007-03-11 11:45:48 · answer #2 · answered by bones_to_heaven 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke 6 stars
2007-03-15 19:47:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely worth a star.....LOL
2007-03-16 02:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i realy likes this one it makes you think and i guess those that would say that it is a bad joke do not have much brains lol
2007-03-11 14:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by missy k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dry joke
2007-03-17 05:37:08 · answer #6 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it
2007-03-19 09:04:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry, i forgot to laugh
2007-03-11 12:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by n92305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah not funny
2007-03-11 11:41:37 · answer #9 · answered by chichikirby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont like it
2007-03-17 11:42:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋