>>God was fed up, In a crash of thunder he yanked up to Heaven three
>>influential humans, George Bush, Russian President, and Bill Gates.
>>"The
>>human race is a complete disappointment", God boomed. "You each
>>have
>>one
>>week to prepare your followers for the end of the world."
>>
>>Then, with another crash of thunder they found themselves back on
>>Earth.
>>
>>
>>Bush immediately called in his cabinet. "I have good news and bad
>>news,"
>>he announced grimly. "The good news is that there is a god. The
>>bad
>>news is Gods really mad and plans to end the world in a week."
>>
>>
>>In Russia President announced to parliament, "Comrades, I have bad
>>news
>>and worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong, there is a god
>>after
>>all. The worse news is Gods mad and is going to end the world in a
>>week."
>>
>>Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers. "I
>>have
>>good news and better news. The good news is that God considers me
>>one
>>of
>>the three most influential men on Earth," he beamed "The better
>>news is
>>we dont have to fix Windows XP any more."
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2007-03-11
04:30:52
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