>>God was fed up, In a crash of thunder he yanked up to Heaven three
>>influential humans, George Bush, Russian President, and Bill Gates.
>>"The
>>human race is a complete disappointment", God boomed. "You each
>>have
>>one
>>week to prepare your followers for the end of the world."
>>
>>Then, with another crash of thunder they found themselves back on
>>Earth.
>>
>>
>>Bush immediately called in his cabinet. "I have good news and bad
>>news,"
>>he announced grimly. "The good news is that there is a god. The
>>bad
>>news is Gods really mad and plans to end the world in a week."
>>
>>
>>In Russia President announced to parliament, "Comrades, I have bad
>>news
>>and worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong, there is a god
>>after
>>all. The worse news is Gods mad and is going to end the world in a
>>week."
>>
>>Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers. "I
>>have
>>good news and better news. The good news is that God considers me
>>one
>>of
>>the three most influential men on Earth," he beamed "The better
>>news is
>>we dont have to fix Windows XP any more."
>
>
2007-03-11 04:30:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it! Made me LOL!
2007-03-11 04:33:47 · answer #1 · answered by Oh, Bama! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 for joke minus 3 for annoying text.
2007-03-11 12:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Insanely funny!
2007-03-19 00:16:28 · answer #3 · answered by Marvin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give it a 7
2007-03-11 11:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... wait why was bush influential 2?
2007-03-16 00:45:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thers a star for u
2007-03-11 12:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by U of M is da bomb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny
specially the bill gates part
2007-03-17 16:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Christelle M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-18 16:39:21 · answer #8 · answered by Ραχτοη 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Thats a good one.
2007-03-11 12:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right
2007-03-16 22:32:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋