Well, it was the start of another weekend and St. Peter had the duty of accepting or rejecting the people who arrive at the pearly-gates.
Everything was quite calm for a Friday night up until about 11:30pm. At this time there were approx 300 African- American men arrive at the gates.
Well St. Peter was totally overwhelmed with this because he hadn't had this many people at one time. So, he tells the men to chill while he goes to check with the Boss.
St. Peter runs and tells God about all the blacks at one time at the gates. With that, God is not too pleased with Peter and says, "Peter I'm ashamed of you, you know we are universal and accept ALL men who have kept my commandments and lived a clean and righteous life. Now go back down there and check those men in".
Peter goes back to the pearly-gates and in about 3 minutes he runs to find God again. All excited and out of breath Peter says, "God, they're gone........., they're gone.......!!"
God asks, "All 300 men??"
Peter answers, "No.........the pearly-gates, the pearly gates!!"
2007-03-09
22:13:36
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