Well, it was the start of another weekend and St. Peter had the duty of accepting or rejecting the people who arrive at the pearly-gates.
Everything was quite calm for a Friday night up until about 11:30pm. At this time there were approx 300 African- American men arrive at the gates.
Well St. Peter was totally overwhelmed with this because he hadn't had this many people at one time. So, he tells the men to chill while he goes to check with the Boss.
St. Peter runs and tells God about all the blacks at one time at the gates. With that, God is not too pleased with Peter and says, "Peter I'm ashamed of you, you know we are universal and accept ALL men who have kept my commandments and lived a clean and righteous life. Now go back down there and check those men in".
Peter goes back to the pearly-gates and in about 3 minutes he runs to find God again. All excited and out of breath Peter says, "God, they're gone........., they're gone.......!!"
God asks, "All 300 men??"
Peter answers, "No.........the pearly-gates, the pearly gates!!"
2007-03-09 22:13:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please......I'm not racist so don't beat up on me too bad.
2007-03-09 22:15:23 · update #1
This could be Star quality....
2007-03-09 22:17:02 · update #2
Well said Rob P........thanks much.
2007-03-09 22:53:25 · update #3
I am not a racist either but some racist jokes are just funny.. get over it you whiners.. ha... very funny thanks and lighten up all you out there... it's just a freakin' joke.
2007-03-09 22:48:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I gave you a star because you made me laugh.
The Pearly Gates...in a chop-chop?
It is so rare when I do not see the end of a joke coming.
Thank for the surprise...
2007-03-09 22:57:40 · answer #2 · answered by Sallie W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be interesting to see those pearly gates in this world....it would prove their existence to all of us.
2007-03-09 22:41:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Non PC but funny. Have a good sense of humor!
2007-03-09 22:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT funny lacks a GOOD punch line.
2007-03-09 22:39:30 · answer #5 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no ur r a racist, no not star quality!
2007-03-09 22:20:22 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
all right
2007-03-09 22:36:01 · answer #7 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, funny..
2007-03-09 22:16:38 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋