A man and his girlfriend are at a bar, and the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back, she's crying, so her boyfriend asks her what happened.
"As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all night long!"
The boyfriend stood up from his stool and took off his jacket.
"He also said he wants to do me all night long!" By this time, the boyfriend was furious and started walking toward the pool table.
"He said he wants to drink beer from my v*g!n@ all night!" The boyfriend stopped, turned around, sat back up on his stool, and grabbed his beer.
His girlfriend was stunned and asked why he wasn't doing anything about the jerk at the pool table.
The boyfriend said, "Sorry love, but I'm not messing around with a guy that can drink that much beer!"
2007-03-08
22:54:22
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