A man and his girlfriend are at a bar, and the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back, she's crying, so her boyfriend asks her what happened.
"As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all night long!"
The boyfriend stood up from his stool and took off his jacket.
"He also said he wants to do me all night long!" By this time, the boyfriend was furious and started walking toward the pool table.
"He said he wants to drink beer from my v*g!n@ all night!" The boyfriend stopped, turned around, sat back up on his stool, and grabbed his beer.
His girlfriend was stunned and asked why he wasn't doing anything about the jerk at the pool table.
The boyfriend said, "Sorry love, but I'm not messing around with a guy that can drink that much beer!"
2007-03-08 22:54:22 · 19 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahah hilarious. 11/10
2007-03-09 00:44:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant try this one.
Moral of the story?
A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….
And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!
Can I get the 10 points for best answer for this joke please .......
2007-03-10 12:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2007-03-09 08:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-03-09 06:58:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
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2007-03-10 10:07:12 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha a fanny like the dartford tunnel
2007-03-09 06:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
im sure i went out with her . had to tie a plank to my *** to stop falling in
2007-03-09 07:21:03 · answer #7 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rude, crude, but very very funny. xxxx
2007-03-09 07:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, can't wait to tell my dad that, he LOVES good jokes
2007-03-09 07:19:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats kinda not cool
2007-03-09 08:10:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋