This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing aTemperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greate r emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Smile, life is too short not to !!
See you at the river.
2007-03-08
22:56:45
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