This is a hoot, but I expect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing aTemperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greate r emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Smile, life is too short not to !!
See you at the river.
2007-03-08 22:56:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one Loki, you are on a roll this morning.
2007-03-08 23:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Funny! "smiling"! 9/10!
2007-03-09 07:00:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lool , one of the bestr ones you told allll day
lool: Laugh Outrageously Out Loud
2007-03-09 07:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anybody up for skinny dipping?
2007-03-09 07:01:40 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just made my day,
keep up the good work
2007-03-09 07:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gone flishshing
2007-03-09 07:18:18 · answer #6 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-03-09 08:23:48 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is loci the minister?
2007-03-09 07:05:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
suddenly i want to go swimming
2007-03-09 07:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by wizardof1977 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you made my day cheery...thanks
2007-03-09 07:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋