A gang of criminals targeted a bank to rob in the dead of night. Once inside the building , they quickly disabled the internal alarm s\system and got down to work. The robber were expecting one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, but were pleasanty suprised to find instead hundreds of smaller safes scattered around the bank. The first safe's combination was cracked, but inside the robbers found only vanilla pudding. "never mind," they thought, "at least there's something for us to eat while we open all the other safes."
The second safe also contained nothing but vanilla pudding, and it was the same with every other safe in the building. There was not a dollar, not a diamond, not an ounce of gold. Every safe contained little pots of vanilla pudding. Dissapointed, the gang eventually exited quietly, leaving with nothing more than queasy, full stomachs.
The following morning a St John's newspaper headline read: " Newfoundland's Largest Sperm bank robbed."
2007-02-24
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