A gang of criminals targeted a bank to rob in the dead of night. Once inside the building , they quickly disabled the internal alarm s\system and got down to work. The robber were expecting one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, but were pleasanty suprised to find instead hundreds of smaller safes scattered around the bank. The first safe's combination was cracked, but inside the robbers found only vanilla pudding. "never mind," they thought, "at least there's something for us to eat while we open all the other safes."
The second safe also contained nothing but vanilla pudding, and it was the same with every other safe in the building. There was not a dollar, not a diamond, not an ounce of gold. Every safe contained little pots of vanilla pudding. Dissapointed, the gang eventually exited quietly, leaving with nothing more than queasy, full stomachs.
The following morning a St John's newspaper headline read: " Newfoundland's Largest Sperm bank robbed."
2007-02-24 20:38:35 · 10 answers · asked by Baptized Disciple 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ewwwwwwww! LOL!
That'll learn 'em!
2007-02-24 20:45:48 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
very funny.How about this one-
Q. What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A. Stick with me and we'll go places!
Q. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A. "I find you very attractive."
Q. What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A. "You're fun to hang around with."
Q. What did one light bulb say to the other?
A. "I love you a whole watt!"
Q. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A. "I love you a ton!"
Q. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A. "I'm sweet on you!"
Q. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A. Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Q. What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A. "I love you with all my art!"
Q. What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
A. He gives it a valenshine!
Q. What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
A. "I've got a crutch on you!"
Q. Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
A. It was a case of guppy love.
Q. What do you call two birds in love?
A. Tweethearts!
Q. Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
A. Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
Q. Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
A. Because you can really party hearty!
Q. What did one oar say to the other?
A. "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
Q. What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
A. It made him wed his plants!
Q. What happened when the two angels got married?
A. They lived harpily ever after!
Q. Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
A. Because you always heart the one you love!
Girl : "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Boy : "Really?"
Girl : "Yeah, you make me sick!"
Q. Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
A. Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
Q. Why do men like love at first sight ?
Answer from a Female : It saves them a lot of time !
Answer from a Male : Love will vanish when she open her mouth !
Q. Why man holds a woman's hand ?
A.1 : before marriage, it is love;
A.2 : after marriage, it is self-defense !
2007-02-25 05:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by Ana C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can a sperm become vanilla pudding ? it doesn't fit!!
2007-02-25 04:57:42 · answer #3 · answered by dede 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/5..lol..thx for the laughs..
2007-02-25 04:46:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pudding?
2007-02-25 04:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by Ann Louise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool lol
2007-02-25 06:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-02-25 05:22:27 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeewww. lol
2007-02-25 04:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great i love this too but it has become little outdated
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2007-02-25 04:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by geniuswithU 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DAMN!!!!WTF!!?!?
2007-02-25 04:45:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋