All categories - 24 February 2007

The president is receiving his daily briefing.It concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."

"OH DEAR GOD NO," Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazillion.




President Bush is rehearsing his speech for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games. He begins his remarks with "Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!"
Immediately his speech writer rushes over to the lectern and whispers in the President's ear: "Mr President, those are the Olympic rings.
Your speech is underneath

2007-02-24 06:36:04 · 14 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A local business man told me to find the wealthiest Church and join it. He promised I would find business deal after deal.

2007-02-24 06:36:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-02-24 06:36:00 · 5 answers · asked by Hiba H 2 in Television

2007-02-24 06:35:56 · 6 answers · asked by sm 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-02-24 06:35:51 · 6 answers · asked by Computer Genius 1 in Fashion & Accessories

I made $20 bet that the cubs would not make the playoffs. Who thinks this is a good bet?

2007-02-24 06:35:51 · 23 answers · asked by Jonathan B 2 in Baseball

I am planning to build a house, and I am wondering about how long will it take.
It will probably be around a 3,500 to 4,000 sq ft colonial.

2007-02-24 06:35:48 · 3 answers · asked by Jerry 1 in Other - Home & Garden

2007-02-24 06:35:40 · 1 answers · asked by J,A 1 in Maldives

a) The presidential seal
b) A cigar
c) Wolf Blitzer's microphone
d) An extremely hung chad

2007-02-24 06:35:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Seriously. Have you ever went to a quiet place alone and said, Lord if you are real (He is) as some say You are, will you show me? If you are the One true God and You really died to save my life from hell, please show me the truth, because if I am wrong, then that means that unless I accept You, I will spend an eternity in hell, without You. If you really want the truth with all of your inmost being, then ask Him, because He hears. In faith ask Him to forgive you of your sins and open your eyes to Him. Jesus says: "Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened." (Matthew 7:7)

2007-02-24 06:35:36 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Am I the only parent frustrated by the lack of G-rated movies/animated movies in theaters?

I'd love to take my daughter to the matinee more often but I find the animated movies that are rated PG have content that's not suitable for a 3-year old.

2007-02-24 06:35:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

ok he looks alot and when i catch him looking he looks away quickly and his friends act kinda weird around me like they nudge him and stuff and he blushes like there was this one time that his freind started to push him up towards me and he turns around and puts his friend in a head lock and takes him to the ground and was looking to see if i was watching the whole time..... oh and did i mention he knows i like him

2007-02-24 06:35:32 · 11 answers · asked by prettyinpearls86 1 in Singles & Dating

is it....
(1) sweating
(2)running
(3)sleeping
(4)crying

2007-02-24 06:35:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Medicine

i want to be able to wear a bikini confidently.

2007-02-24 06:35:26 · 8 answers · asked by Allie L 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-02-24 06:35:25 · 8 answers · asked by Direktor 5 in Television

Ok! There a Blonde girl, Brunette, and red head. They are all lined up and about to be shot! So the general asks," Do you have any last words?" The brunette says," Look a tital wave!" Everyone looks and she escapes! So the red says," Look a eclispe!!! So everyone looks up and she as well escapes! So the blonde steps up and points and says," Fire!!!!!!!!!" So they killed her! :)

2007-02-24 06:35:25 · 12 answers · asked by none 2 in Jokes & Riddles

give some names with their bands or singers, punk, old songs from a long time ago, anything!!

2007-02-24 06:35:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Having problem with injector pump

2007-02-24 06:35:10 · 3 answers · asked by Joss L 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

You have behind your life experience. What did you learned from?

2007-02-24 06:35:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-02-24 06:35:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

I tried to find freight train schedules on Google, but without much luck. I have good memories of watching freight trains with my parents and want to give my kids the same chance.

2007-02-24 06:35:06 · 2 answers · asked by jp7767 1 in Rail

I think either Damon Albarn (lead singer of blur)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGc2f2282NE

Or Rupert Everett

http://accel2.mettre-put-idata.over-blog.com/0/04/72/28/nouveau_dossier_rupert_everett-1.jpg

2007-02-24 06:34:59 · 8 answers · asked by i_heart_retro 3 in Celebrities

2007-02-24 06:34:57 · 5 answers · asked by MORAG D 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-02-24 06:34:56 · 6 answers · asked by Bill 1 in Hair

i think it akon feat snoop doog but i don't know help

2007-02-24 06:34:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

We have a female pug/shar pei mix that is closer to the size of a pug. She is 7 months old now and was wondering at what age a female dog goes into heat. I AM NOT planning on breeding her, but would like to know if I can still get her spayed before her first heat.

2007-02-24 06:34:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

on 2/13/07. I landed on my neck/back/butt and hit my head hard. CT scans at er showed all ok. Neurologist called & said he found a small abnormality in the frontal lobe (right side). He referred me to a neurosurgeon. Anyway, as for the soreness of my back etc. i am feeling way better, BUT, the bump on my head is still bigger than the size of a quarter, is super sore, and i'm VERY dizzy on and off all day. Is this normal? When should this bump be completely healed? When i first hit it, it swelled to the size of a golf ball and was "mushy". Now its smaller but HARD!!! Shouldn't it have gone down already?
Any help/advice would be greatly appreciated!

2007-02-24 06:34:45 · 3 answers · asked by luvieduvie 3 in Injuries

Anyone gone into labor using a laxative NOT cator oil WILL NOT try it. I am talking about a regular pill form laxative that says to take up to 3, but I would only try one so my bowels wont get real bad. I know its safe to take them because my doc had me take them before when constipated but it was like 2nd trimester.

2007-02-24 06:34:44 · 4 answers · asked by momof3 1 in Pregnancy

what would they tell ya?

2007-02-24 06:34:41 · 8 answers · asked by sunflare63 7 in Zoology