Ok! There a Blonde girl, Brunette, and red head. They are all lined up and about to be shot! So the general asks," Do you have any last words?" The brunette says," Look a tital wave!" Everyone looks and she escapes! So the red says," Look a eclispe!!! So everyone looks up and she as well escapes! So the blonde steps up and points and says," Fire!!!!!!!!!" So they killed her! :)
2007-02-24 06:35:25 · 12 answers · asked by none 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank you ...lmao..lol!!! 10/5
2007-02-24 06:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a pink head were status on the fringe of the pool waiting for the only hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and commenced swimming. a jiffy the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the pink head. about twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They presented the gold to the brunette, the silver to the pink head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the metallic round her neck the blonde wispered " i do not pick to sound like a sore loser, yet i imagine the different 2 used their hands"
2016-12-04 21:39:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 7/10 + 1 for saying blondes rock.
2007-02-24 06:38:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard about the same with the second being earthquake. not bad 8/10
2007-02-24 07:23:49 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it b4. 8/10
2007-02-24 10:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before
Sooooooooooo old
2007-02-24 06:38:00 · answer #6 · answered by Roadkill 4 lunch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one,blondes do rock and where would we be without them.
2007-02-24 06:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by mo the man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats old and kinda corny too
2007-02-24 06:38:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep!! Typical! LOL. LOL.
2007-02-24 07:27:44 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BAHAHA! but of course, i heard that one before...
2007-02-24 06:38:25 · answer #10 · answered by laurlai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋