The president is receiving his daily briefing.It concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."
"OH DEAR GOD NO," Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazillion.
President Bush is rehearsing his speech for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games. He begins his remarks with "Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!"
Immediately his speech writer rushes over to the lectern and whispers in the President's ear: "Mr President, those are the Olympic rings.
Your speech is underneath
2007-02-24 06:36:04 · 14 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh they were excellent
2007-02-24 06:47:09 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one better, but the second has more class, although the first is more funny, but the second is most likely to happen in reality, but the first one can, too, and the second one is the most embarrassing because it happened in public, but the first one is embarrassing too because he said that in front of the important people......
OMG!! I can't decide!! Both of them are seriously funny!! If you tell a joke from either of these two, you have GOT to tell the other one too..
ANTI-BUSH CAMPAIGN!!!♥
2007-02-24 06:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st joke is incredibly good. regrettably, the 2d isn't unique in any respect. This joke replace into advised approximately Brezhnev for some years by skill of Russians. Now, which you suggested it, I do see the similarity.
2016-10-16 09:51:41 · answer #3 · answered by millie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good but the first one was better 7/10
2007-02-24 07:15:39 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know the first and the second is so funny too.. that Bush, he is good for something isnt he? LOL
2007-02-24 06:44:04 · answer #5 · answered by gone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is really funny even though I think bush is ok
2007-02-24 06:51:05 · answer #6 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww! Laud!! LOL. LOL.
Blues forever! LOL.
2007-02-24 07:26:24 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-02-24 06:47:55 · answer #8 · answered by Fabo Chikk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh.....my.....god....I loved them! I hate Bush!
2007-02-24 06:43:01 · answer #9 · answered by ~ Lillie ~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!
Those were soooo good!
2007-02-24 06:44:46 · answer #10 · answered by Skitch_™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOLO
ROFL
I hate bush
2007-02-24 06:39:00 · answer #11 · answered by Roadkill 4 lunch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋