All categories - 23 February 2007

A man enters a grocery store in china and orders egg noodles,but there are no chickens at the front counter due to a shortege in feathers, would the pillow company in fact switch to synthetic fibers or would Al gore stop them and order wool pillows in triplicate under section 33A-b4t of the paperwork reduction act , until the folks at greenpeace put a stop to that and have several stoned hippes handcuff themselves to a log in Wilimina ,Oregon,
right as the Oregon duck football team rides buy in a rented greyhound bus on thier way to Corvallis to play the beavers, who are busy building dams in lake Corvallis when the team arrives, at the order of the National park service ranger Mr. Smokey bear, who when the damns are completed eats both football teams, with some mild wasabi sauce form indonesia, what would you do if you were the one that saw the terrorist leap out of the bottle and suicide bomb the swimming pool? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!!!

2007-02-23 00:52:40 · 3 answers · asked by ? 5 in Philosophy

2007-02-23 00:52:35 · 9 answers · asked by megha s 1 in Hair

i downloaded an AVI movie from bittorrent and it wont play sound i'm playing it on windows media player and when i check the sound of the computer its working how can i get the movie to play sound

2007-02-23 00:52:31 · 7 answers · asked by anangelcalled 2 in Other - Computers

2007-02-23 00:52:21 · 7 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

when i recorded myself sing on my computer it sounded nasal and my brother said(who listen to me record it) that it didn't sound nasal when i sang it. what happened?

2007-02-23 00:52:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I've asked this before, but the answers I got didn't work, so I'm reaching out for other ideas.
My boyfriend is getting an itchy rash on his penis when we have sex. It was suggested that lubrication might be the problem, but when I tried using some lube it hasn't helped. I don't have a yeast infection, and my last obgyn appointment (a week ago) was normal. He thinks my ph might be off and its irritating his skin, but I would think that would be a pretty massive imbalance. I haven't changed any skin products, and the only way my diet has changed in the past month (thats how long this has been happening) is that I am eating less fat. He only has this problem during sex.
Any suggestions?

2007-02-23 00:52:15 · 4 answers · asked by kittiesandsparklelythings 4 in Skin Conditions

What book has made u cry,really? For me it was MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE by NICHOLAS SPARKS...

2007-02-23 00:52:12 · 15 answers · asked by WHATEVER!!` 2 in Books & Authors

2007-02-23 00:52:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2007-02-23 00:51:53 · 2 answers · asked by Tiff 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

i usually get my boys clothes from littlewoods or next an aswell they are really good im bored of only haveing 2 shops togo to , i look for clothes that are sort of.....graffiti, seriouslky urban jus generally cool clothes, thanks for ya help!

2007-02-23 00:51:47 · 1 answers · asked by ace 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-02-23 00:51:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

is it possible to have a cold or sinus probs with no congestion?

my right ear hurts, my throut is a little sore, my head is a litte sore, behind my eyes are uncomfortable, i feel quite achy around neck etc, im getting flushes (fever) and i feel like poo...but i dont have any congestion, my nose is dry... my dad has a cold he caught sunday his symptoms started and i stayed with him all last week so maybe ive picked something? but i dont have congestion or anything its weird it feels like i have something but i dont know what... thanks for any advice

2007-02-23 00:51:45 · 7 answers · asked by redpoison 2 in Respiratory Diseases

Younger players who haven't yet reached their full potential like Theo Walcott.

2007-02-23 00:51:45 · 13 answers · asked by Jon 2 in English Football

You you think its bad etiquette,to be asked to bring food to a birthday party,you were invited to.

2007-02-23 00:51:42 · 16 answers · asked by Ms Scarlet 4 in Etiquette

The chewing gum was what is now being advertised as 'Trident' but I know it wasn't called that. It was around approximately 20 - 25 years ago, or maybe even longer!

2007-02-23 00:51:40 · 22 answers · asked by Dizzz 1 in Other - Food & Drink

Can I me and my son live in an apartment off campus with my fiance well he is in AIT school...he said we could but I am not sure???

2007-02-23 00:51:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-02-23 00:51:30 · 8 answers · asked by lynn 1 in Special Education

We just ended our intramurals today and we won the competition but I feel bad because I accidentally hit this girl with the small basketball. She said it was ok and so did her homeroom teacher but I still feel soooooo bad! (No "I don't know" answers please!)

2007-02-23 00:51:26 · 5 answers · asked by isma 2 in Other - Sports

2007-02-23 00:51:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Honda

Question: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoZvYRy.5UQCNOK3DC9XRlTsy6IX?qid=20070223044005AAF4OjZ

2007-02-23 00:51:18 · 2 answers · asked by Pure 3 in Careers & Employment

My boyfriend is still legally married. We've been together almost 4 years and it's upsets me it doesn't bother him enough to make it a priority to get rid of her. I got divorced right away. I just don't like the idea that he still has a wife. This is one of our repeated arguments and I feel hurt by his lack of concern or interest in my feelings. Why do you think he hangs on? Would any other women out there feel this way? I even suggested moving out for 6 months so he could evaluate how he really feels about me. That didn't seem to bother him. I want to be his wife but if he doesn't respect my wishes, maybe I should just move on. When he first moved in with me, he told me I was his wife then. I feel like I was cheated out of all the things he did for his wife and not me. Why did he marry her? I just feel hurt.

2007-02-23 00:51:18 · 25 answers · asked by meganzopf 3 in Marriage & Divorce

would the English Military send Prince Harry to Iraq when they themselves are bringing their troops back home....(on our TV the media has said that Tony Blair is reducing their number of troops in Iraq by drastic numbers and shortly all troops will be back on home soil....So, why send Prince Harry there, who is second in line to the throne)????

2007-02-23 00:51:16 · 12 answers · asked by ozzy chik... 5 in Royalty

2007-02-23 00:51:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What would driving this car be like? And isn't that how the dodge tomahawk motorcycle turns also? Like the segway.

2007-02-23 00:50:58 · 1 answers · asked by Youngboss 3 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2007-02-23 00:50:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what can i do to make the day go faster and make it more fun

2007-02-23 00:50:58 · 31 answers · asked by Carrot 4 in Polls & Surveys

I own a house in Raleigh. When my girlfriend and I broke up, she refused to move out so I did. It's been 10 months and I finally got her to leave. However, she destroyed the carpet because she didn't take care of her animals, left the house in a state of absolute filth, stole my washer and dryer (and refuses to give it back), maxed out one of my credit cards without my knowledge, bought a mattress set with another credit card & isn't paying anything. She owes about 6 months rent. On top of everything else, she illegally obtained my girlfriend's (unlisted) phone number and home address, and constantly harassed her in the middle of the night. She owes about $6000 in rent, $3000 on the credit card, $600 for the mattress & the value of the washer and dryer is somewhere around $750....so in total, she owes me over $10,000.
I now live out of state. How do I get my money back? Is it easy to get a judge to grant garnishment of her wages?

2007-02-23 00:50:34 · 7 answers · asked by Roland'sMommy 6 in Renting & Real Estate

How do u get rid of zits! With natural stuff and doesnt leave scars!!!
Also how do u get rid of black heads!!! With natural stuff and doesnt leave scars!!

2007-02-23 00:50:30 · 10 answers · asked by 707 2 in Other - Skin & Body