One evening after a few drinks at the local tavern, two buddies named chris and Bernie started discussing their wives. Quickly the conversation moved on to orgasms.
Bernie asked chris, "Did you know that there are four different types of orgxsms?"
chris replied, "Really? I had no idea. What are they?"
Bernie answered, "Well, they are the Positve, Negative, Religious, and the Fake."
"What's the difference? asked chris! bernie replied, "The Positive goes, 'Oh yes! Ooh yes!' The Negative goes, 'Oh no! Oh no!' The Religious goes, 'Oh God! Oh God!' And, the Fake one goes, 'Oh chris! Oh chris!'"
2007-02-23
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